"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Red marks/ areas on d1ck

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I have two red marks on the side of my d1ck.
They do not hurt or feel sore; but they LOOK sore.
Noticed these marks about 2-3 weeks ago so last week I went to see my GP who advised me it's thrush.

Doc said to advise my gf to get treated too; the thing is my gf has no symptoms whatsoever. At first I thought it might have come about by catching it on her teeth by mistake but it has not appeared to have got any better.

Been applying treatment everyday - no changes. Can anyone help?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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We're the last people you need to be asking about this.

Go see a urologist for a second opinion.

They are the specialists when it comes to c0ck. :p
 

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Thanks DarthNihilus, I went to see the Genito-Urinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic.
The doctor said its nothing to worry about, not an STD... he gave me some stronger thrush treatment cream. I've an appt. in a month set in case of any issues.
 

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Dude I get some redish rash marks after sex but it goes away. Unless you are willing to post pics see a Doc.
 

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Hi just wanted to update this post as it was alright: Went to the sexual health genital-urinary (G.U.M.) clinic to get looked at - Doctor and nurse said it was fine, just an irritation, got tested all fine.

So if you are in the same position, get looked at and tested asap.
Thanks for all your input
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Glad everything worked out for you
 

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blinkwatt101 said:
Dude I get some redish rash marks after sex but it goes away. Unless you are willing to post pics see a Doc.
Yeah good idea...post pics for everyone to see maybe we can look thru wikipedia and webmd for a diagnosis. (just go see a urologist mang)
 
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