"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Red K me phaggots!!

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Let's see how "bold" you nancy boy SS "DJs" are hiding behind the safety of your keyboards. (And don't give me that approach anxiety excuse)

Who's got the stones to DARE Red K the almighty MASTER DJ Naughty Ninja?

Step up and come at me bros! :box:

Think of this thread as a dunk tank at your local carnival. I don't want any limp wristed replies either. Only Red K. AND WHAT??
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I have no clue what you are ranting about or what the point of this thread is:crazy:
 
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I dared to do it. I am a 'alpha male' now, nobody you better not to mess with me now or I will beat you.:box: I do not wish to offend, this is just me when I am a 'alpha male':) Please do not hurt me:(
 
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K

There's your red K, happy now?
 
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K:box:

had a sniff of a beer tonight did we bro?
bit to strong to sip though.


you think youre superman or summat? red kryptonite up your ass?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If this is some kind of pick up/approach challenge then i will take you on anytime...
 
Atom Smasher

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WTF?

Ninja, I've laced this icon with an antidote for every drug known to mankind.

Please lick your monitor here:--> :yes:
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Atom Smasher said:
WTF?

Ninja, I've laced this icon with an antidote for every drug known to mankind. Please lick your monitor here: :yes:
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Hahahaha! lol
 
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Atom Smasher said:
WTF?

Ninja, I've laced this icon with an antidote for every drug known to mankind. Please lick your monitor here:--> :yes:
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Did anyone else try this?

AS I think you were bullsh!tting. that didnt cure my hangover at all!
 
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My bad, that icon was actually laced with biological waste.

Fixed.

Try again. This should work. ---> :yes:
 
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Here's my K:

K

(I'm asian)
 
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Seriously need to get a life NN.....
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Truth.

A definite loser. Er'time I come around, I'm certan to meet some phaggoty, of-no-use thread started by you, naughty.

Why is this?

Take some time and access things, really. SoSuave is not life.

Go invest time in money, lift weights or go disturb some girls, [or anything worthwhile] dude.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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