"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Receiving head

x86

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I have a question for the non-keyboard jockeys out there. My girl is giving me head but is inexperienced and probably doesn't know how to give great head.

So my question is what does your girls do when they give you head and yes I am looking for details so I can give mine helpful advice :p
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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CantTouchMyStyle

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Oh man you are missing out!

I honestly don't know if I could date a chick who didn't give good head.

You've never had a blow job where it feels so good it hurts? That you have to pull her off you? Fvck man. I want to be on my death bed feeling that.
 

terran2k

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teach her, tell her what feels good and what doesn't. she'll love you for it. and yes i speak from experience.
 

vatoloco

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terran2k said:
teach her, tell her what feels good and what doesn't.
^^^^ This.

She can't be good unless you tell her how to be good.

Unless you want her practicing on other guys to get better...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Thundernuts

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real2 said:
me: "This is your first time isn't it?"
HB: yea, im sry
me: no problem, ill be your teacher for this lesson
hb: teehee ok (wide-eyed)
me: ok first lesson, try not to use your teeth, only your tongue
hb: like this? om nom nom
me: yea thats amazing, your doing great, also try to make your mouth as wet as possible
hb: om nom nom
...couple minutes later...
me: ok lets try no hands, see how deep you can go, touch your nose here*
hb: its really big, i don't think I can do it
me: give it a try :yes:


I can keep going with this :yes: :yes: :yes:
Oh **** this got me going bad, not to mention this is what like alot of times when i was with a girl who never gave head before.

And dont worry, if they aren't any good then grab your c0ck, slap them until they pass out from the pleasure and start skull fvcking them :trouble:
 
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