"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Really dumb sh1t test. How would you have handled it?

pua1989

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how would i have handled the situation? flirted back.

now that i answered your question, you are f uckin wack hahaha gettin pissed at people just because they are saying you overreacted get a grip
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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verysuave

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pua1989 said:
how would i have handled the situation? flirted back.

now that i answered your question, you are f uckin wack hahaha gettin pissed at people just because they are saying you overreacted get a grip
okay, there. Wasnt that easy. I was gettin PISSED to the fact that you Critiques in here arent sticking to the main topic. I know, criticism is an addiction here to some people
 

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I would've done something like try and pull her shirt up or something REALLY sexual. But yeah, you kind of acted like a weird, over-emotional dork. It happens
 

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Why did you make this thread?

+Sounds to me like you flipped on out, boss. Try to be more chill, for future reference.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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