"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Here at Fort Solutions I've come up with a 17 step plan to make America great again.

1) Arrest and jail so called black lives matter and other disruptive protesters. All lives matter.

2) Give the cops more power to keep law and order and fully fund more cops and new state of the art equipment for them.

3) Throw gang members in jail whether it be street gangs or motorcycle gangs. We don't need them roaming the streets.

4) Ban all private ownership of guns and ammo. Most murders are committed with guns. Enough said.

5) Enough with flags. Flags lead to trouble and are nothing more than pieces of cloth. Burning them is a not a bad thing no matter what the type.

6) Increase federal and corporate taxes and use the proceeds to upgrade our infrastructure. It's sorely needed.

7) Increase funding to Planned Parenthood tenfold, allow abortion up until 9 months, freely allow sale of aborted fetuses for research. Having unwanted children leads to more crime.

8) Allow gay marriage and equal rights for gays. This hurts no one.

9) Amnesty for illegal aliens to make them legal and open the borders. All a fence will do is waste valuable taxpayer money and won't keep them out anyway.

10) Decriminalize drugs, especially harmless drugs such as marajuana.

11) Decrease or eliminate prison sentences for most nonviolent crimes.

12) Increase sentences and increase the use of the death penalty for the most violent crimes.

13) Tax churches. Enough with them getting a free ride.

14) Encourage the use of cleaner energy. Cleaner air is good for all.

15) Universal single payer healthcare. If Canada can do it, we can do it much better.

16) Stop getting into unnecessary wars that don't even help us or even our allies.

17) Ban gerrymandering of political districts. If you don't get this you'll never get anything.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Also, we should band together and help save the whales. Whales are friends, not food.
 
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OK, Adolph ,we get where you're coming from. I agree on some of them, but you're nuts about the border and about healthcare. Canada doesn't have the 50 million pos's that we've got. You're nuts about the gangs, cause you can't define who's in the gang. we CAN fence the border, with double fence and rifle towers. it works just fine for the prisons. We'll keep our guns, because there's people like YOU who "think" that they know it all and intend to FORCE us into doing things like they want.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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