"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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real hot girl....myspace....

naes420

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ok imet this realy hot girl over myspace..i am 16 she is younger, every single thing other thing she says is about how cute she think i am and ****...i know its not some e child predator or some**** because it was my friends idea to direct her to me and he knows her in rl, she dont live to far but the thing is she keps wnating to call and **** but the thing is shes getting realy ****ing annoying and shes starting ato talk about how good and bad her day was and what shes doing the next day

idk what im suppsoed to do here bc when she cal me i know im suposed to proly set something up but idk if i wana drive 15 miles to meet some girl i just talk to over phone and via myspace...idk what to expect from this ideas?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Zero Hero

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Call her. Set up a date. **** her brains out tonight. I dont' see what the problem is?
 

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make sure she doesn't have a penis bigger than yours. That's the first thing about MySpace girls. Secondly, if you don't like her that much, set something up, slap it in and leave.
 

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yeah what the **** am i worrying about again

nvm

i remever when i used to hate myspace now i ****ing love it myspace is like a new door to getting laid i sufggest to anyone its seriously when increase ur ***** count 10 fold
 
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