"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

Real Examples Of Pickup Lines

COD

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 19, 2006
Messages
1,197
Reaction score
30
"HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU"-does this elicit a response......well ya but more likely to get a monosyllable yes/no answer. Appropriate to the forum yes indeed, just not very original when it's above 90 degrees outside. Now if you used that same line in the winter time you would increase the humor factor but again it does next to nothing for initiating conversation beyond the yes/no response. (OBSERVATIONAL)

MY MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTIES..........OH MY BAD IT'S AN HOUR FAST-this is funny and not really offensive, it's under 15 seconds, could work in almost any forum, sounds kinda cheesy and canned (prepared, researched then memorized). (HUMOR)

SO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO PAYING SOMEONE TO FIND YOU A DATE-this can be used online, in an IM conversation, at a speed dating event. This is an open-ended question that requires an extended elaboration beyond the yes/no. somewhat challenging, semi-original, genuine with no real hidden agenda, non-offensive. (OPEN ENDED)

YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE ALL TALK, MARY POPPINS CHICS-this challenges women by you qualifying them to be more playful & adventurous. They have to demonstrate that they have something to offer. (CHALLENGING).

MY NAME IS (INSERT YOUR NAME) ..........AND YOU ARE........-the direct approach does not work well with all people or for that matter extremely hot women with attitudes. This does little to make you appear fun, exciting, vibrant. It can however open the door to more conversation. This would be best utilized after your attempt at some laughs. (DIRECT APPROACH). Info exchanges come later on.

THE REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING......YOU ARE A HOTTIE-complimenting a chic right from the very beginning sets the tone that she is the prize for you to win over. It lacks a challenge, tends to be superficial and predictable if she is hot. Works on average looking women a lot better, does not demonstrate any humor. If you must express your attraction, do it once and later on. (COMPLIMENTARY)

ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME-asking a lame question that is so transparent just smells of wussiness. Women know you are trying to pick them up and are aware of the fact that you have no interest in their earings, perfume, wardrobe, where they live or even their first name. The good news some like the attempt, the bad news some don't. (SITUATIONAL)

HEY DID U SEE THE ACCIDENT-now this often overlooked line tugs at ones curiosity. The bad news is that it does little to evoke two way conversation. (THREADING/STORY TELLING)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

nismo-4

Moderator
Joined
Jan 31, 2005
Messages
4,438
Reaction score
1,142
Location
From New Orleans, Louisiana to Atlanta, Georgia!!!
COD said:
ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME-asking a lame question that is so transparent just smells of wussiness. Women know you are trying to pick them up and are aware of the fact that you have no interest in their earings, perfume, wardrobe, where they live or even their first name. The good news some like the attempt, the bad news some don't. (SITUATIONAL)
Don't use this sh*t. :nono: It does reek of wussiness and is overall too damn cliche'. Makes it too damn obvious you're trying to get in her pants. A quick way to set yourself up to hit a brick wall going 93. :trouble: Try talking about her fashion sense or compliment her clothes...a nice ice breaker.:cool:
 

IsiMan84

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 30, 2005
Messages
546
Reaction score
3
Location
DFW
I'd only use those on girls I wasn't planning to get with, and seeing as I rarely waste breath on girls I'm not trying to get with, that means almost never.
 
Top