"real" bikini bodies

[MatureDJ]

It's Huffington Post, so what do you expect, but it seems that this article is trying to say that men should put up with women who look like this in a bikini.

My opinion:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/29/real-bikini-bodies-look-like-this_n_2981220.html

 

[Sik]

The HuffPo is the most liberal rag I've ever read and is best left to the feminist fringe. Regarding the pics: Judging by the pictures submitted, you can tell these are the same angry, bitter and resentful broads a DJ would steer miles away from. That one broad that's 4 months post-partum? Who in God's name would hit that? Christ Almighty.

The only decent one is the blonde in the white bikini. Not sure what she's doing there, looks like the start of a porno scene.

 

[plate's_empty]

and there it was. the classic yoga pic. anyone see it??

 

[Down Low]

If they're bikini bodies, why is the woman in the photo below the caption wearing a one-piece, Catalina suit?

 

[Burroughs]

Waaaaaaaaa

we're fat chicks...but you're just stupid men

so you just pay for our lives

and then we'll divorce you

take everything....and then you can die

haha men

but waaaaaa we're fat and hawt!!


too many men fall for this shaming faggot sh!t

 

[JulieWatson31]

They are a disgrace to the female gender. Makes me want to vomit. All men should avoid these beasts at all cost.

 

[5string]

They look like three bobcats stuffed into a two cat sack.

 

[The Duke]

lol, thanks for the laugh......Huffington Post.

This is a bunch of media brainwashing trying to make the fatties feel good about themselves. A majority of those women are over weight! The only reason its "real" is because there are so many over weight moo cows. Too bad that is what the average bikini body looks like. Society is in pretty sad shape. Just look at the line of cars at McDonalds when you go past next time.

If thats what a "real bikini body" looks like, I will stick to the "fake" ones.

 

[origin138]

but it seems that this article is trying to say that men should put up with women who look like this in a bikini.

That's exactly what they're doing. It's part of the "re-training" and "re-educating" of men. What they don't know is that attraction is hardwired. We can't really help on a conscious level who we're attracted to. Fat is fat, unattractive is unattractive. It's not a media programmed thing. Instead of eating right and working out, they'd rather blame men for our hardwired tendencies to seek out healthy, fit women. It's much easier to point fingers than to own your own faults.

 

[sodbuster]

I thought the one covered in mud looked OK

 

[MatureDJ]

I thought the one covered in mud looked OK

A strong Rx of beer goggles *might* do it for me with her.

 

[Bible_Belt]

"In the event of tsunami, the wearer of this garment may be used as a floatation device."

 

[3countriesPlan]

hah! we all know that they wrote it for the lulz... wa haha! brought a smile to my face with that pathetic article.. love all of those ps'd pictures of astonishingly fat manatees stuffed into extra large bikinis -- "diz manatee is brokenz the xtra large bikiniz"

 

[nroug7]

Because women really wear bikinis in the snow.
Hell, I'd be fine if women wore bikinis everywhere, but the amount of whales around would make it disgusting.

 

[samspade]

Ain't that America. Find a fold and fukk it, boys.

 

[Burroughs]

Ok Uglies and fuglies....file this away in your memory banks..Jill Martin is the heaviest you can be in a bikini and still look fvckable

...jill is the limit fat girls!..file this away in your memory banks fuglies

....and lets never see you fatties mouth off again...go to the gym...start vomiting...whatever.

..it is your job to look hawt for men.

..that is your only job....now get to it...chop chop :crackup:

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/04/04/jill-martin-bikini-beach-msg-sideline-reporter/

 

[bluenorther]

Too many guys deserve these toads because we're no better.

 

[MatureDJ]

Ain't that America. Find a fold and fukk it, boys.

I've heard a similar idiom - roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot.

 

[Von_S]

Not a good rack in the bunch

 

[Jitterbug]

Bet those real bodies were created by eating tons of fake (processed) foods.