Ready to hang the game up.

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Slickster

Master Don Juan

Oct 6, 2010

Wow iqqi that was nice thing to do.

Great post bam bam!

I quite agree with your comment that squirrels is somewhat of a complainer. I've felt this before about him. I work with someone who does the same thing.

Funny thing with him is that he complains, complains, complains, until everyone else catches his negative vibe AND THEN surprise he's happy!!! It takes everyone else getting pissed off for this guy to feel good. It drives me crazy.

I sometimes wonder if squirrels is one of these guys. It might explain his obsession with this place. Misery loves company.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.