READ IF UR SHY OR WUSSY - there's no secret ingredient!

[Cassanova_Child]

hey guys...... i have a question for all you guys on the forum how many of you watched Kung Fu Panda?

No? i thought not. I advise you to go watch it now.

"But Casanova, WHY?" you may ask me.

For a simple little message thats in the movie.

So i'll give a synopsis for the uninformed right now. THe movie starts with a noodle maker panda (jack black) and a crane, tiger, snake, turtle, racoon/foxish looking thing, some animal i cant remember and a jaguar (villian). the jaguar breaks out of prison, wants to kill the ohter animals (as they are the 'kung fu masters, or some ridiculous **** like that". the ohter animals get OWNED in a fight against the jaguar, and so the foxish thing has to train the panda, as thats there last chance. to sum things up quickly, he manages to train the panda in some ridiculous short time and deems him ready to be the "dragon warrior". just as the jaguar is about to descend upon the valley they give the panda the dragon scroll...... which is supposed to give him the knowledge to defeat everything........

and its blank.

panda flees, thinking they're all screwed. but his father tells him something special. in their secret ingredient noodle soup (remember, he is a noodle maker), there is no secret ingredient. suddenly dawning on him, panda returns and kicks jaguars ass.

"But Casanova, WHAT THE **** WAS THE POINT OF YOU SUMMERIZING THIS RETARDED KIDS STORY TO US?"

i'll tell you why.

because there IS no secret ingredient in life.

theres just you. you and your own skills, and what YOU can carve out for YOURSELF. SO tell me, what talents/skills do you have going for you?

maybe you're incredibly wealthy, or have amazing sex appeal, or are incredibly fun to be around. Maybe you're amazing at making out, or having sex. maybe you're amazing at flirting, or an incredible dancer

i dont care, not my problem.

the point is, ultimately, only YOU can build yourself into a DJ. staying on this site and reading all this stuff (which i must admit, quite a bit of is BS, although lots is useful) will NOT help unless you get out there, and start practicing.

another thing about "there's no secret ingredient" - once you start thinking it, you'll see that women will be naturally more attracted to you (do not take this as ripping your clothes off, just will be more OPEN to you). you will be happier with yourself, and more fun to be around, and you will be naturally better at C+F, and DJ'ing in general.

I had another point, but i've lost it now. if i remember, i'll post again under secret ingredient - part II. for now goodbye and good luck.

Carpe Diem
Casanova_Child

 

[Cassanova_Child]

lol i had to go and split that up into two parts to fully understand that wolf, and you make some damn good points. and as you said, it is the 12000 time this has been posted, and i know that, but as you also said, there are SOME people who genuinely want to better themselves, and have open minds. and those ones, do deserve to get a chance, and keeping this topic up and open for a while will let them read it (or, they could read the DJ Bible, but that thing is freaking long). anyway, thanks for the compliment (i think you get it), i hope that i do.

 

[Furyguy]

Reading the same thing over and over again isn't a bad way to get it into your head. It's what a lot of people need when they're first introduced to this new world. There's a lot to think about it in this game. The key points need to be repeated numerous times, because reading them once just isn't going to cut it.

And you're right, there's a lot of people out there looking for the "secret" or the "missing ingredient," something to solve all their problems immediately, while in reality there just isn't one. The only way to do anything worthwhile is with HARD WORK, dedication and intelligence.

Success doesn't just come with the knowledge this site brings. You need to work for it, and it's going to be very difficult and take a very, very long time.