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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Helter Skelter

Master Don Juan

Aug 6, 2003

I think their are too many threads that talk about stuff where people have no idea what you are talking about. It's like that one thread about the gerbil and his girlfriend and and they couldn't agree on stuff, just like the problem here. People are always messing around with shiit and they shouldn't be. Which makes me really mad. That crack***** biitch has got to go. And that other girl forget her. I mean just cause she's from Detriot why should he care.

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