"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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re: kissing tips for ya

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Ok guys, here are some kissing tips and want you to post on which were most effective on the new catches or ur usual babes ok ?:up:

A walkie Talkie Kiss....
Suprise your sweeteart by walking up to her bedroom window at night if she lives away from you or wake her up quietly if she is living with you. Once she comes outside or wakes up grab her by the hand...make sure you don't scare her to death !!... look her straight in the eye and tell her how much you love her. Then slowly take a walk under the stars and end the night off with agentle kiss.
Kiss in the rain till the sun shines through
One day when it's raining - lay a bet with your sweet heart that you can kiss in the rain and not stop kissing till the sun shines through..try it its fun!!


Surprise surprise !!
So your date loves surprises...hmm...give your date 3 envelopes...tell her to pick one for a very special date...and yes ...this will be a surprise because all three envelopes will have the same message...a big kiss !! They'll love it!

Kissing Contest
Spark your competitive side and bet on a contest with your sweetie. The challenges can be anything from who blows the biggest bubble to video games to doing the craziest jigs. Have the loser bestow kisses on the winner after every hour...and if the loser forgets , reduce the interval from an hour to every half an hour and so on...this way you both get to booggee!


Beach party at home !!
Borrow your little cousin's small plastic swimming pool...without the cousins, of course!! and voila !! you are in business...get into your bathing suits, make your favourite beach ****tail, put on some Richard Clayderman, baby oil each other up, and pretend you are on the beach. The fun starts when you start splashing around and kissing in the pool. Turn the lights down low like the sun has set, and have fun in the pool.

Wake up kiss
So your partner fell asleep when with you? Grrr...instead of shaking , biting , or tickling them to get up, just press your lips to thier's. Your sweetie will be startled, but extremely pleased. After seeing the affect, you'll forget how annoyed you were

Bowl'n'kiss
Hmm...so you don't dig bowling but really, going bowling on one of your dates is the cutest and funniest things. Before your sweetie bowls, tell them that if they get a strike then you'll treat them with the most passionate kiss ever. Then they'll want to get a strike even more and both you guys will be happy from your kisses along with your bowling scores!...and you thought bowling was no fun at all.

Movies kissy!!
All you science fiction lovers ,this is definitely not for you !! Take your date to a really romantic movie...every time they kiss in the movie, kiss your sweetie one time. ...every time they kiss raise your kissing to two times a kiss... three times a kiss ect...

Now...now...you really don't want to watch the likes of Predator and Godzilla...do you? :crackup:

Kiss with a view
Find a secluded hill with a nice veiw and climb to the peak with your sweetie...nooo, you are not supposed to push your sweetie from the hill top. You can just sit, talk ,cuddle and KISS !

Kissing fish style!
It's time to brush up your fishing skills...well not in the real sense...all you need to do take your date to the Aquarium and look at the cute fish then take a stroll and give each other sweet little kisses like the little fishes do.

Tasty treat...
Pick a few foods that you enjoy....don't show it to your sweetheart. Now comes the the fun part!! Eat a piece of something you like...and then ask you sweetie to guess what kind of food it was by kissing (and tasting) the other person...yummy, isn't it ?

Kissing contest...
Ah..hah...your kind of contest...right? All you have to do is kiss each other for as long as you can....now that's not tough !! Whoever comes up for breath or breaks away first loses!! So happy kissing !!

Kissing Maniac !!
This is the best kind of mania you'll ever experience !! While in a conversation with your love, lean over close to them, placing a soft, gentle kiss on their lips between each word...it will take time to get your word across but what the hell...this one is really worth a try!!

The Big Tease
Hmm...so you like to tease your partner crazy??... then this one is for you...give them a nice long hug then put your face next to your sweetie and move your lips slowly towards the mouth...well, the fun has just begun !! First kiss your sweetie's cheek, then the corner of the mouth... and please do all this real slowly and not like an Rocket !!By now your partner will be putty in your hands !! Kiss your sweetheart full on the lips and...well you can take it from there!! Anticipation makes this a true, passionate experience!

Post-It Kiss
We bet you haven't tried this before ...put up as many Post-Its as possible. You can stick them anywhere your love will see them. Put lip prints, XOXOXO, or whatever catches your fancy. Have fun !!


Sealed With A Kiss !!
Write a love note to your sweetheart and place it in an envelope, then drip a generous amount of melted wax onto the back of it. Before it sets, press your lips into the wax...make sure the wax is not too hot !! and Voila...you have a luscious pair of lips to present to your sweetie !!

Leave it where it's sure to get noticed

Doggie Kiss
Ask your partner if he/she likes dogs...and cross your fingers while they answer ...hopefully he/she will say yes...go ahead even if he/she says no !!

Get real close to his/her face trying to look serious, then lick him/her right on the cheek as a joke...then start breathing like a dog, and kiss her again right on the lips. Hopefully they'll think it's romantic and just might return the favour !

Palmfull of kisses!!
Tell your sweetie that you just read a book on how to tell their future by reading their palm...but please make sure that you are not suffering from the pinnochio syndrome !!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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kissing tips..continuation

Take your love's hand in yours and trace the lines on it with your pointer finger ...hang on, this only gets better !!...look into his/her eyes and when you are both looking straight at each other, draw a heart with your finger on his/her hand. Then kiss them...wherever and however you want to !!

Lip-Singing
Do not fret ...you don't have to be a soprano to do this...even a besura voice would do !!

Put on a favorite song, and with you and your partner's

Sporty Kiss...
If you and your sweetheart both like different sports teams you can use this to your advantage.Everytime your team scores give your sweetheart a kiss and vice versa. Avoid games likes cricket...to avoid overexertion !! Who would have thought ...sports could be so much fun !!

Tickle Kiss
Is your partner extremely ticklish on certain spots...goodie...then it's time to have some fun !!... a kiss on those areas only makes them squirm and laugh even more! So find out how many ticklish spots your partner has with your lips!...We are sure you'll like his very very much !!

Shut Up Kiss

You wanna listen to what your partner saying...we have just the trick for you. Next time instead of starting a fight....just kiss them until they forget what they were talking about! Real crafty...isn't it ??

Peck on the neck

No...this is not a make out tip, but a peck on the back of the neck almost audibly screams, I love you! It's soft, sweet and innocent...haven't you heard , actions speak louder than words !!

Stary kiss!!

Do you love gazing at the stars...then we have just the thing for you ...on a clear night look out for shooting stars...take the help of the meteorological department to make the most of it eventhough we don't guarantee you 100% satisfaction on this one !!

For every shooting star you see give your sweetheart a kiss.. we bet you'll see a lot of shooting stars on your own !!

Reading Kiss
Fish out a book that you and your love both want to read. Read the book together (silently). The first person to finish each page may kiss the other's cheek, neck, ears, etc...etc... while waiting for their love to finish...so no cheating...either way you both win...right ??

Bathroom Kiss

Gear up gals...this one is specially for you...guys, you can try it too...if and only if you like to wear a lipper !!

Put on some lipstick and kiss the corner of the bathroom mirror.This way each time your honey is getting ready to go somewhere he/she will be reminded that you love him/her...hmm...that's what we call being creative !!

Sneaky pool kiss
Is your honeybunch crazy about pool...and you simply detest it ...well then...it's party time now !!...while playing pool, distract your honey by slipping between him and the pool table and sneaking a kiss while he tries to shoot !! Pretty neat, huh !!

e-kiss

All you have to do is to go to our 'kissing experience' and mail your honbun a romantic e-kiss...you can send your beloved a butterfly peck or a brush on the lips or better still plant a juicy french kiss on your sweetling...lovely, na??

Box full of kisses

Wrap a empty box and give it to your sweetie. When he/she opens it and wonders why it is empty, say it is filled with kisses you blew inside!! It's a great idea for cheapskates and all those people who are constantly broke!!...but don't try it too often...it might prove hazardous !!

Soapy Bubbly kiss

Take some aromatherapy candles and soapy suds in warm water and take a bath with your honey. When you come out rejuvenated - just whirl her around and give her a kiss!!

Drive along kiss

While driving with your beloved either pull over or tell him/her to pull over. Make your sweetie close his/her eyes, put your song on and slow dance in the darkness. Then kiss your loveling tenderly....this is sure to earn you romantic points !!

Sneaky Kiss

Sneak up behind your honey and put your arms around your sweetie's waist...a word of warning...check for stray ladles and glass bottles and anything else that could be hurled at you in wild frenzy by your honeybunch before indulging yourself!

...then rest your head on his/her shoulder, and kiss the neck and ears and anything else that catches your fancy !!!

Brow Kisses

Won't you just love it if your love comes and kisses you on the brow or on the forehead...it is the sweetest, most gentle and protective thing to do!!...so people what are you waiting for...do unto others as you expect them to do unto you !!

No time for talk

Hey this one can be a lot of fun...next time you go out with a group of friends, agree on a word ahead of time and everytime you hear the word... kiss...isn't this the best game ever !!

Bet you'll hear that word even without being spoken, eh??

Fish Kiss
Wanna kiss your sweetie like they have never been kissed before...try this kiss rich laden with creative spicy...the fish kiss. Just suck in your cheeks and pucker out your lips like you did when you were a little kid pretending to be a fish, and hopefully your partner will follow suit. Ready for a fish kiss?

Dicey Kisses

You think playing Ludo is the like committing suicide...well, no more...from now on you'll give your left arm to play Snake and Ladder!!!... when your sweetie rolls a double, give her a smooch. When she does it again, give her two ...then four... then eight...don't be in a hurry to finish the game...if you do then we'll award you the 'mad of the year' award...Enjoy!!

Blindfolded Kisses

Next time you have a romantic candlelight dinner with your sweetie keep two silk scarves handy....after finishing dinner and keeping the candles well out of reach...blindfold one another ...and kiss the night away...c'mon people it pays to be mushy sometimes!!

Frownie-smilie kiss

Hmm...so your partner is gloomy, sulky and 'pouty' then stick out your bottom lip, too...lean over and softly press your bottom lips together ... and see the frownie tranform into a smilie !!

Candy kisses !
For this you'll need a packet of candy. Pop a sweet in your mouth, and hold it between your teeth...when your lips part , gently push the sweet into your partner's mouth with your tongue and give your sweetie a long hard kiss...instant bliss!!!

Red Light Kisses
A red light signal is the most irritating part about driving in a city...isn't it...but fikar not...next time when you go for a drive with your love...at each red light, turns to your sweetie, and gives a long passionate kiss...a word of warning...don't get too involved...it might lead traffic congestion !!

Blow up kiss
Grab your honeybunch and give them the biggest kiss...now comes the tricky part...blow into their mouth so their cheeks puff out!!
Have fun Playas !!!

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Dude grow a d1ck.
 

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Incog said:
Dude grow a d1ck.
The thread created has owned you. He burned you like the World Trade Center. I think you just better fall down and go boom.
 

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Incog said:
Dude grow a d1ck.
haaa..haaaa...so whats the jelous from? i sence ur kinda a senior citizen so am guna introduce ya to ma grand daddy's dating tecnhiques real soon granny so ease out..and have fun at the sosuave international lounge:kick:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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afrojiggles said:
haaa..haaaa...so whats the jelous from? i sence ur kinda a senior citizen so am guna introduce ya to ma grand daddy's dating tecnhiques real soon granny so ease out..and have fun at the sosuave international lounge:kick:
Don't post this sh!t, it's a waste of time.
 
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