"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Re-Contacting a ''FvckBuddy''

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HeyPachuco!

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Hey guys, long time.

May not recognize me, used to post on here a while ago. I've been seeing different girls since then. Learnt a hell-of-alot out there. Always good to come back here and see some old names.

Haven't spoken to my ''fvckbuddy'' for over a week now. She usually texts me when she's coming over, but hasn't done so this ending week or last.

The last time I saw her was somewhere between 26th May or before. She usually text sme to say she ''got-in'' okay and is at home, after leavingmy house. She didn't this time. My gut tells me that was her que.

Well, it's Friday and I'm horny. Should I contact her? ..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mahoney

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sure why not?

but remember if she's not feeling it, thats totally fine - don't get annoyed if she doesn't want to
 
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goldengoose

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call her up that is what you need her for. call another girl if she says no.
 
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