"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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loveshogun

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ChalengeGuyFan said:
She may have a "banging body" for an American girl, but it appears that the average Romanian girl is what you'd rate a HB9.

And if you have a 2 hours walk on the streets of Bucharest you'll likely find HB-twenties (according to your standards)



Sorry man, but Victoria Secrets girls are not the "supreme women" ;)
I dated a girl from Bucharest. She was an 8 on my scale, but yes, Romanians tend to rank high for me (and everyone else).

They can be very demanding, though. Beware.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A 4 at best, and I'm being generous. Have never understood some guys fascination with an ass the size of Texas. Last thing I want to look at when I going at her from behind is a bunch of fat jiggling around. Plus, her face is not cute...at all.
 

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I saw that one on POF. Didn't bother to write. Much better looking ones in the Tri-State area.

Typical Flakebook attention hor. They could also be a fake profile pics lifted from Facebook too.

She's a fvck and chuck. Anyone seriously writing to that girl thinking anything other than a quick lay is insane.

Overall looks. About close to a 6.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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cordoncordon said:
A 4 at best, and I'm being generous. Have never understood some guys fascination with an ass the size of Texas. Last thing I want to look at when I going at her from behind is a bunch of fat jiggling around. Plus, her face is not cute...at all.
Not to be to graphic or toot my own horn, but Cordoncordon there is no better feeling then holding unto a women's waist with a nice firm big bubble, as your pounding the living lights out of her, some women with small ass can't handle that cause it hurts them or your up in their stomach. I personally love a phat ass, I'm a big guy and I love to pound girls lights out plus it's empowering to know that you got "it" to do "it

:D
 

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Solomon said:
Not to be to graphic or toot my own horn, but Cordoncordon there is no better feeling then holding unto a women's waist with a nice firm big bubble, as your pounding the living lights out of her, some women with small ass can't handle that cause it hurts them or your up in their stomach. I personally love a phat ass, I'm a big guy and I love to pound girls lights out plus it's empowering to know that you got "it" to do "it

:D
This! :woo:

BTW is cordon posting pics up again of what he claims to be his gf?

Does your supposed gf know you just can't help but post her pic up every chance you get? Seriously I think you're in love with this gal or something or else you wouldn't be idolizing her every chance you get!
 

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f283000 said:
This! :woo:

BTW is cordon posting pics up again of what he claims to be his gf?

Does your supposed gf know you just can't help but post her pic up every chance you get? Seriously I think you're in love with this gal or something or else you wouldn't be idolizing her every chance you get!
Actually that isn't my gf in this thread. I posted a pic or two or her in some other thread. The pic in this thread is just a pic of a girl that I think has a perfect body. I know you like the fatties and find this girl repulsive. It's ok, everyone has their quirks.

And yes I do love my gf. And she isn't "supposed". In fact we just woke up and had sex. :)
 

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that first one, thats a 2 tops. Shes a tubby, bad face. Comes off as trashy. Seriously guys.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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