"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Rate this girl 1-10!!!!

Rate this girl 1-10!!!

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    Votes: 11 33.3%
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PDubb75

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As close to a 10 as they come for me. But won't rate a 10. She is ridiculous in that second picture....
 

5string

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Too much makeup and borderline fat. Let her pump out a kid and the game is over.
 

PDubb75

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5string said:
Too much makeup and borderline fat. Let her pump out a kid and the game is over.
FAT!?!? Wow... I'll agree she's not a stick, but that helps her, in my book. That comment is what makes women anorexic haha
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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5string

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PDubb75 said:
FAT!?!? Wow... I'll agree she's not a stick, but that helps her, in my book. That comment is what makes women anorexic haha
I hear ya brother. Good point.

When I looked at her, the first thing that came to mind is her expiration date which is fast approaching. I readily admit I am partial to the petite chickies. She ain't petite, so :down:
 

SgtSplacker

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Shes just lovely, I would reserve a 10 for a woman that is specifically perfect in my eyes only. She'd make a great Hooters girl... wait.
 

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Finally someone that posts good pictures up! shes a 7.5 to 8, im so Proud of you, Extra rep for you!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Atom Smasher

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8 minus two for the booger in her nose.

6.
 

yuppaz

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9 - beautiful with soft features, but I like skinny chicks so not quite a 10
 

Groovy

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She's alright I guess, her face isn't anything special in my opinion but the body is of course good. :)
 

Masculinity

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You kidding? This girl is nowhere near a 9. Man, some of you DO have low standards or go crazy over a bikini.

I love how the "rate this girl" postings proliferated recently, haha.

She has a pleasant face and attractive breasts. I don't like her from there down, though. Her hips could be broader and she has fat around her mid-section.

Altogether: 7.5 Additionally, she is wearing provocative clothes to what seems to be a military event/camp, which is mostly men; you smell that? I smell an AW.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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PapiChulo

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Canada, eh?
It's a 9. Keep in mind that she is almost 40.
 

d!ckmojo

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Yep, aggree with Yuppaz, she's a straight nine. If her upper thighs were skinnier, I'd rate her 9.5++
 

Groovy

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PapiChulo said:
It's a 9. Keep in mind that she is almost 40.
You're right she's almost 40. That's awesome!!
 

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not my type, so average since she looks like she's in shape and takes care of her appearance - 7
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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