"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Well I might as well join the band wagon. Even though this whole thread is nothing but a big ego boost and opinions on what people think is hot and not. I found some of these girls attractive and other girls not attractive. Some of the girls in this thread I wouldn't even have sex with. But anyway here are some of my pics over he year. (Until some homo stole my camera now must wait for my 18th bday or whenever I get enough money.)

Judge all you want I still think every girl that I post is pretty and I enjoyed the times with them. One pic is a picture my friend took when he met some well known models in the club.

PLEASE DO NOT SHARE ANY OF THESE PICS TO ANYONE OR ELSE I WILL NEVER POST PICTURES AGAIN. THIS IS ONLY FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE. KEEP THIS PRIVATE I DON"T WANT THESE GIRLS COMING BACK SAYING I PUT THERE PICS ALL ON THE INTERNET. THANK YOU

1. Didn't Lay only approached, didn't get no where, so made her my pivot
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/389.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/391.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/390-1.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/395.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/396.jpg

2. Fukbuddies
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/397.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/98.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/161.jpg

3. Group Pics (Didn't lay none of these, was just fun sets that manage to take pics. Last picture was taken by a friend.)
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/190.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/187.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/269.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/group2.jpg

4. MLTRS (These girls I show specifically because this is when I did know how to handle mulitple long term relationships. So I used to hide it and once they found out it was all over.)
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/185.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/235.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j91/Distant_Light/206.jpg

Looking back I now realize why I love latinas.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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These are the girls from this post that I actually like
hb7 hb5 bh5 hb6 (Would only fuk the left one)
http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1450/6267822/12779184/215096219.jpg

Hb7.5
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/5720/2045customsq8.jpg

Hb7 (Cute face, can't see body)
http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/2310/1165804197712802cv6.jpg

hb7 (Nice body)
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6679/1164450359261ot8.jpg

hb7 (Not a fan of small butts, but this girl for some reason I'll rail dat ass)
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4521/1166332490698993ee8.jpg
 

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Kev07 said:
sorry if i offend anyone, but those girls are ugly.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

just kidding... this thread has 5 pages of hotness for the most part.. forget those hags on the first page.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hahah... i posted right after i saw the first post pictures, then i put in op afer i saw the many hot chicks on ther estf of the pages.

some of you have really good taste, while others... how could you ever rate a porn star any higher than an 8?, or that stripper girl with horribly fake boobs a 9 shes disgusting.
 

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Kev07 said:
hahah... i posted right after i saw the first post pictures, then i put in op afer i saw the many hot chicks on ther estf of the pages.

some of you have really good taste, while others... how could you ever rate a porn star any higher than an 8?, or that stripper girl with horribly fake boobs a 9 shes disgusting.

I was drunk :whistle:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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