"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
~attrACTION~
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It's funny how this thread went from someone rating one chick to DonDan sharing his entire porn collection with us. Not that I mind though.
HAHAHAHAH.......http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4521/1166332490698993ee8.jpg
WeeeeEEEE Look at that ass... Damn ....http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5335/1166133403728363zl1.jpg
WeeeeEEEE Look at that ass... Damn ....http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5335/1166133403728363zl1.jpg
Asian!!!http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3848/1166688983467kw8.jpg
White!!http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/561/1166692358529fo5.jpg
Black!!http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9215/1166688938544cy7.jpg
Did i forget this one??http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7215/1166676657012ew1.jpg
soo much sexyness...http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7792/1166680861856gl6.jpg
White!!http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/561/1166692358529fo5.jpg
Black!!http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9215/1166688938544cy7.jpg
Did i forget this one??http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7215/1166676657012ew1.jpg
soo much sexyness...http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7792/1166680861856gl6.jpg
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Damn Cod3r - he's cracking on your girl!Thugo said:
Thugo, those are some nasty hos in your pics - every time I opened the link and saw them I farted in disgust!
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DonDan, you must be one lonely bastard to have such a collection!DonDan said:
Yes I am... I have a Fcking gf that I cant even see... Ehh fck it.. I aint goin to turn this thread into my relationship again!!!!
This is me by the way, IM A NERD!!!! [REMOVED CUS I DONT WANT POSSIBLE PEOPLE THAT MIGHT KNOW ME TO TELL MY GF EVERYTHING THAT I WRITE ON THE FORUMNS!!
I think the reason i dont get girls is because i never really go out .... Anyways i dont do it cus i dont have a car and my GF doesnt like my friends cus theyre criminals... so im tryin to start doin somethin positive! (Thats what i got glasses 2 days ago to look smart, lol jk, I am actually awesome with computers)
This is me by the way, IM A NERD!!!! [REMOVED CUS I DONT WANT POSSIBLE PEOPLE THAT MIGHT KNOW ME TO TELL MY GF EVERYTHING THAT I WRITE ON THE FORUMNS!!
I think the reason i dont get girls is because i never really go out .... Anyways i dont do it cus i dont have a car and my GF doesnt like my friends cus theyre criminals... so im tryin to start doin somethin positive! (Thats what i got glasses 2 days ago to look smart, lol jk, I am actually awesome with computers)
Thugo said:
look at that face! Looks like she's 60 and smokes 3 packs a day! And Smoking when pregnant is bad. Not to mention she looks like a METH addict! I guess that petitte body is because something ELSE is petitte! Shame, SHAME!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"congrats on the new baby...
http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?i...9028280ln8.jpg"
That must be one of th ugliest asian chicks ive seen. thats sayin alot cause i have a thing for asians. who in the right mind would **** such an ugly face. **** u must be one ugly mofo to think she's even 'cute' lmao . first time on the boards and things dont seem so 'suave' so far
http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?i...9028280ln8.jpg"
That must be one of th ugliest asian chicks ive seen. thats sayin alot cause i have a thing for asians. who in the right mind would **** such an ugly face. **** u must be one ugly mofo to think she's even 'cute' lmao . first time on the boards and things dont seem so 'suave' so far
Sir Shinra
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Too many guys give Asians free cred just cause they're Asian. The two on the ffirst page are mediocre at best, six and seven, respectively (the first has a nice body but she's wearing whorish amounts of makeup and looks like she's had a facelift).
All the ones on this page are hot as hell, although the skinny Asian with the lily-white skin is horribly bushy, as many of them are.
All the ones on this page are hot as hell, although the skinny Asian with the lily-white skin is horribly bushy, as many of them are.
I got ljbf'd by this girl....lol I think shes 7.5
http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=860531489lfw9.jpg
My opinion on 10.... http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=a10ss2.jpg
http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=860531489lfw9.jpg
My opinion on 10.... http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=a10ss2.jpg
Remember, most of these guys live in their mom's basements and the closest they ever get to a girl is from a magazine...Thugo said:
The one in white on the right is cute. The rest are...ehh.
None of them breaks 8, though.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Agreed. We are definitely on the same page.DonDan said:
Finally a dude with a decent scale.
I think the guy who refered to "donna ho" as HB8 is using a logarithmic scale.
She is barely a HB6 on my scale.HoneyHitter
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I'm actually waiting for the post where we rate our "girlfriends".
I bet that's gonna be good... if anyone dares!!:crackup:
Ain't no foolin us with porn, because we know ALL of them. :yes:
I bet that's gonna be good... if anyone dares!!:crackup:
Ain't no foolin us with porn, because we know ALL of them. :yes:
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come back to this later
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.