"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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way2smart

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She is a 3/10 in my book. Aka fat. But then again I'm from Europe, where average girls are much hotter than here in the US.
 

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Don't like her face or her body - so she's a 3/10 for me as well.

Typical lazy western culture to embrace a lazy fat woman who can't be bothered to find the time to go to the gym. No wonder people hate our country.
 

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Lol at these 2s and 3s.

I don't like the hype surrounding her but she's a solid 7 or 8. I like thick women and I don't think she's thick enough. She's almost there though.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KingBeef

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She's a solid 6-7 for me...I'd like "slightly" thick women with nice curves. Almost like ridiculous "porn star" curves. Depending on the girl I could be picky or not (for me, I'm like that) But like anything, we all have different tastes and standards.

Maybe if you posted some more pics we'd getter a better idea of all her "assets." Sometimes a couple of pics doesn't show the whole story....

The first pic she definitely looks much better overall, the second one is above average. Probably has to do with the hair and the attire.
 

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You have to remember this is after Photoshop.

In real life she's probably a 5.
 

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If this girl was in my country she would be considered obese. And not even a chance to become a model.
 

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phwoar another lazy tax burden. What a babe !

Oh look jurry trying to push the "fat acceptance" agenda here...again.

Listen woman. Each one of us is painfully reminded of the obesity epidemic that's swept through Western countries every time we walk out the front door or turn on the talmudvision. Do us a favour and spare us the charade of how "hot/beautiful" the influx of all these manjawed orcas are here at least.
 

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Oh look jurry trying to push the "fat acceptance" agenda here...again.

Listen woman. Each one of us is painfully reminded of the obesity epidemic that's swept through Western countries every time we walk out the front door or turn on the talmudvision. Do us a favour and spare us the charade of how "hot/beautiful" the influx of all these manjawed orcas are here at least.
Christ you are touchy for someone calling me a woman. Relax bro its a picture of a girl, not everything is part of your delusional feminist takeover conspiracies. Maybe take out the tampon, go outside for a little bit and get some air.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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She's a fat girl with sort of a pretty face. Blowie only, would not bang. 3/10
 

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jurry said:
someone calling me a woman.
Well yeah. Do you know of any men lamenting "the patriarchy", those scary 50's housewives, rape cultcha, the fictitious pay gap, or who attempt to normalize obesity? Neither do I. Just saying if it walks like a duck and all that.
 

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Sports Illustrated isn't big here in the UK, so what I'm wondering is why is she in this when she doesn't look like she plays sport?

Here's an idea- a sports publication that idolises fit, sporty people in the best condition they can be in.
 

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http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaep_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-Additionelle_CA-Site/Sites-Additionelle-master-catalog/default/dwe0fefffd/images/xlarge/additionelle_734017_1_2.jpg

Ummm.......no.

She has a pretty face and some of the pictures taken at the right angle do look sexy for a larger chick.

However I think pics like the one I linked above are more realistic and not sexy at all. Some of the google search images show a full on ponch of a belly. Yuck!

I think it's sad that overweight women will look to models like this and feel better about themselves and just accept their fat.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Natural beauty in her face, But thanks to America she can be celebrated for being a whale.
'Murica, where everyone is a winner :rockon: :flowers:
 

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Can't see any cottage cheese, but that doesn't mean it's not there.
A little thick for my taste. 5, maybe?
 

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She's really not my type at all, truth is that I don't think I would even notice her. But she's a 5/10, 5 in my mind is average looking which is what she is.

Can't tell from the pic, but if she is shorter than 5'5" then my score would be lower since I like taller women.
 

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I bet most of you guys haven't dated a girl that looks like her. She's not even fat....Rosie O Donnell is fat....you like anorexic models with boy bodies? That is suspect IMO
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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