Rate my texting

[AlexLefty]

I don't have texting so I'm pretty bad at it.
I've never had any physical contact with this girl, but I just decided to send her a mssg again.
I changed up how I usually do it, I was more natural and just ok with general conversation, like i wasn't doing a lot of stupid pua stuff.
Here it is, we sent all these mssgs today:

Lefty: Hey!

Girl: What up

Lefty: Haven't seen you in forever, how are you?

Girl: Forreals ha I'm good
What about you?

Lefty: ****ing awesome of course ;p haha

Girl: Lolwell that's always good haha

Lefty: You know it ;o
But tell me, what awesome **** have you been up to?

Girl: Honestly, nothing really haha
I got a kitten and I've just been goin to therapy, been tryin to stay sober and yeah haha same old ****,
What bout you handsome?

Lefty: You know, interesting things and here there but much of the same. I'm on high alert right now because it's senior assassination at my school, which is this game where you have targets and you have to kill them with a squirt gun and stuff..and the winner gets $540..so basically been chillin' like a boss ;p
Oh god, a cat?? Promise me you're not going to turn into one of those old unattractive cat ladies that sit in their house all day and own 1000 cats ;p I don't think we could hang out if that happened hah

Girl: Haha what?! That's crazy haha and I might.... Lol my cats will always be there for me. I'm gonma be a lonely old cat lady lol

Nah babe, you'll have me!

Hahaha you sure? Well then, I'll only have two cats then hah

I hope you're not referring to me as a cat

Lmao
I'm not hah
I have a cat named pancake and I just got this kitten that I still haven't named haha
So I'll have an Alex and 2 cats lol

Well I'm more of a dog person....so we might have to eat pancake.


I have a dog haha and no
Pancakes a beast shed kill your cat lol

^what does that last sentence mean???

I meant dog ha

Pryscilla...
You're ****ing gorgeous.

Haha well thanks Alex
Why do you say that ha

Idk..i just say what's on my mind

Haha mmm your cute hah

Aww thanks babe ;p
Question: do you have a 3rd nipple?

Your welcome
And no lmao why

Well I guess it's just fair then that I tell you...
I have 3 penises.

Hahaha how does that work

Well idk..they're just there..but some girls like it and some get scared so I figured I'd tell you before hand haha ;p

Lol well that's interesting

Hahaha

How do you have sex lol

Lefty: Well it's really hard..but believe it or not some girls actually like 3

Girl: That would hurt lol

Lefty: That's always what I thought haha

Hahaha well some like it rough

Haha are you trying to tell me that you like it rough?
Haha I wasn't tryin to tell you but yeah I guess I do lol

Favorite position?

I like them all
As long as it feels good I don't care haha

No, boring!
You have to have a favorite
Like I'd say mine is probably doggy style

Doggys fun ha
I like to be on top or have the guy on top ha

Oh nice, the classics haha
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

Hmm I'm not sure haha most guys ive been with weren't that kinky...:/ what about you

That's a shame..
**** idk..could be times when we've had sex for literally hours on hours, or times when we've had sex at a park or a school or movie theater..not sure which one i'd choose.

Forreals haha
Well I have had sex in a semi truck, many public bathrooms, park haha

Lefty: See now we're getting somewhere, that's pretty tight, i've never done it in a public bathroom.
How many times have you had sex?
Also on a semi-related note, let's hang out soon!

Girl: How many times have I had sex or with how many people have I had sex with? Lol
And I'm totally down

Lefty: I was just saying how many times in general but whatever.
Let's do it soon like tomorrow i'm mostly free...where do you live again?

I have no clue in general haha but I've had sex with 5 people haha and what about you?
I'm down I live in Saratoga Springs

Like what's your address, ex: -------------------
What are you talking about? General or people?

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And both ha

Hmm you live 36 mins away, you should see if you can get like a ride part of the way and then we could chill on my side of the town haha
People, 5, and number of times? I'm not really sure..a ****ing lot haha. I had a girl friend for a long time so a lot of them come from that.

Girl: So where to? Hah and what we gonna do
And nice yea same here ha

Lefty: Um maybe if you went somewhere in sandy that would be good, but basically the closer the better haha.
And idk, we'll probably hang out..get some ice cream..run through a meadow..and then you'll go home. but there will NOT be any bodily touching, it's against my religion hahahaha does this sound fun to you? ;p

Lmao oh god well whatever floats your boat ha and I can't get a ride but I get the car tomorrow

Alright because we are definitely NOT going to make out, and we are definitely NOT going to do anything past that haha ;p
That's perfect! How far can you drive?

Lol well ****
And idk I get sketched as **** to drive since my license is suspended so idk where do you think would be good

Sandy would be good, it would be perfect actually.

Mmkay where in sandy ha

Lefty: Gimme a sec

Girl: Mmkay

Ok my first idea would be at ---------, just because it's like easy to find and stuff
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Hah alright what time?

Here's this map:
http://www.bing.com/maps---------------
Well, I have 1 ib test left tomorrow that ends at 10:30 so idc, like noon?

Girl: Mmkay thanks
And I need to pick up my bro and sis from
School at 1:15...

Lefty: Alright, how about after you bring them home, you come down here?

Girl: I need to babysit my sister til I pick up my mom

Hahaha ok you seem to have a lot of restrictions, why don't you tell me what time ;p

Haha well idk cuz I'm only free til 1:15

So you have the car until 1:15?

Pretty much

Haha alright then arrive here at 11

Alright then hah
You have a phone right ha

Yeah, ---------
No texting though

Ok then ha I'll call you then

Ok good, I'll talk to you soon then
I'm going to take a shower now
seya

Mmkay see ya handsome

5-7 hours later

Lefty: Hey, so tomorrow you should leave your house at like 10:30

Mmkay I will

Alright just call me babe

I will baby

 

[mind]

On a first glance, if I were you, I would use less emoticons. I know it sounds cheesy but yeah. I will write a big comment later where I will try to analyse it.

Oh and yeah, question: is this online messaging or really texting?

 

[AlexLefty]

On a first glance, if I were you, I would use less emoticons. I know it sounds cheesy but yeah. I will write a big comment later where I will try to analyse it.

Oh and yeah, question: is this online messaging or really texting?

Online.
I'll tell you my theory of emoticons later, going to bed now.

 

[LearningSlowly]

Lefty: See now we're getting somewhere, that's pretty tight, i've never done it in a public bathroom.
How many times have you had sex?
Also on a semi-related note, let's hang out soon!

Girl: How many times have I had sex or with how many people have I had sex with? Lol
And I'm totally down (TO FVCK)

I only needed to read up til here. This girl is just into you. She wants to have sex.

"but there will NOT be any bodily touching, it's against my religion hahahaha does this sound fun to you? ;p"
"Alright because we are definitely NOT going to make out, and we are definitely NOT going to do anything past that haha ;p"

^^I like that. I'll use that.

EDIT: Don't ask how many times she's had sex or people she's done it with, and don't answer if she asks you. Unnecessary, awkward information. Plus there's no good number to say you've done it with. Too few is bad, and too many is bad. Mystery is better.

 

[AlexLefty]

EDIT: Don't ask how many times she's had sex or people she's done it with, and don't answer if she asks you. Unnecessary, awkward information. Plus there's no good number to say you've done it with. Too few is bad, and too many is bad. Mystery is better.

Noted. I don't think it was awkward in this convo because it just seemed to flow well. But in the future I'll say something like.."Classified. I only share that info with people i'm really close to" Or something like that. Thanks for the advice.

Now i gotta go pick up some condoms, I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[apocolipto]

I think you did pretty well, now for the meet up and the lay or kiss.

 

[AlexLefty]

I think you did pretty well, now for the meet up and the lay or kiss.

Just had sex.

Meh.

She left, and I masturbated to finish myself off.

Edit:
My mouth got really dry, around when we first started getting sexual and was like that for a while, why is this? Because I was nervous?