I don't have texting so I'm pretty bad at it.
I've never had any physical contact with this girl, but I just decided to send her a mssg again.
I changed up how I usually do it, I was more natural and just ok with general conversation, like i wasn't doing a lot of stupid pua stuff.
Here it is, we sent all these mssgs today:
Lefty: Hey!
Girl: What up
Lefty: Haven't seen you in forever, how are you?
Girl: Forreals ha I'm good
What about you?
Lefty: ****ing awesome of course ;p haha
Girl: Lolwell that's always good haha
Lefty: You know it ;o
But tell me, what awesome **** have you been up to?
Girl: Honestly, nothing really haha
I got a kitten and I've just been goin to therapy, been tryin to stay sober and yeah haha same old ****,
What bout you handsome?
Lefty: You know, interesting things and here there but much of the same. I'm on high alert right now because it's senior assassination at my school, which is this game where you have targets and you have to kill them with a squirt gun and stuff..and the winner gets $540..so basically been chillin' like a boss ;p
Oh god, a cat?? Promise me you're not going to turn into one of those old unattractive cat ladies that sit in their house all day and own 1000 cats ;p I don't think we could hang out if that happened hah
Girl: Haha what?! That's crazy haha and I might.... Lol my cats will always be there for me. I'm gonma be a lonely old cat lady lol
Nah babe, you'll have me!
Hahaha you sure? Well then, I'll only have two cats then hah
I hope you're not referring to me as a cat
Lmao
I'm not hah
I have a cat named pancake and I just got this kitten that I still haven't named haha
So I'll have an Alex and 2 cats lol
Well I'm more of a dog person....so we might have to eat pancake.
I have a dog haha and no
Pancakes a beast shed kill your cat lol
^what does that last sentence mean???
I meant dog ha
Pryscilla...
You're ****ing gorgeous.
Haha well thanks Alex
Why do you say that ha
Idk..i just say what's on my mind
Haha mmm your cute hah
Aww thanks babe ;p
Question: do you have a 3rd nipple?
Your welcome
And no lmao why
Well I guess it's just fair then that I tell you...
I have 3 penises.
Hahaha how does that work
Well idk..they're just there..but some girls like it and some get scared so I figured I'd tell you before hand haha ;p
Lol well that's interesting
Hahaha
How do you have sex lol
Lefty: Well it's really hard..but believe it or not some girls actually like 3
Girl: That would hurt lol
Lefty: That's always what I thought haha
Hahaha well some like it rough
Haha are you trying to tell me that you like it rough?
Haha I wasn't tryin to tell you but yeah I guess I do lol
Favorite position?
I like them all
As long as it feels good I don't care haha
No, boring!
You have to have a favorite
Like I'd say mine is probably doggy style
Doggys fun ha
I like to be on top or have the guy on top ha
Oh nice, the classics haha
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Hmm I'm not sure haha most guys ive been with weren't that kinky...:/ what about you
That's a shame..
**** idk..could be times when we've had sex for literally hours on hours, or times when we've had sex at a park or a school or movie theater..not sure which one i'd choose.
Forreals haha
Well I have had sex in a semi truck, many public bathrooms, park haha
Lefty: See now we're getting somewhere, that's pretty tight, i've never done it in a public bathroom.
How many times have you had sex?
Also on a semi-related note, let's hang out soon!
Girl: How many times have I had sex or with how many people have I had sex with? Lol
And I'm totally down
Lefty: I was just saying how many times in general but whatever.
Let's do it soon like tomorrow i'm mostly free...where do you live again?
I have no clue in general haha but I've had sex with 5 people haha and what about you?
I'm down I live in Saratoga Springs
Like what's your address, ex: -------------------
What are you talking about? General or people?
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And both ha
Hmm you live 36 mins away, you should see if you can get like a ride part of the way and then we could chill on my side of the town haha
People, 5, and number of times? I'm not really sure..a ****ing lot haha. I had a girl friend for a long time so a lot of them come from that.
Girl: So where to? Hah and what we gonna do
And nice yea same here ha
Lefty: Um maybe if you went somewhere in sandy that would be good, but basically the closer the better haha.
And idk, we'll probably hang out..get some ice cream..run through a meadow..and then you'll go home. but there will NOT be any bodily touching, it's against my religion hahahaha does this sound fun to you? ;p
Lmao oh god well whatever floats your boat ha and I can't get a ride but I get the car tomorrow
Alright because we are definitely NOT going to make out, and we are definitely NOT going to do anything past that haha ;p
That's perfect! How far can you drive?
Lol well ****
And idk I get sketched as **** to drive since my license is suspended so idk where do you think would be good
Sandy would be good, it would be perfect actually.
Mmkay where in sandy ha
Lefty: Gimme a sec
Girl: Mmkay
Ok my first idea would be at ---------, just because it's like easy to find and stuff
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Hah alright what time?
Here's this map:
http://www.bing.com/maps---------------
Well, I have 1 ib test left tomorrow that ends at 10:30 so idc, like noon?
Girl: Mmkay thanks
And I need to pick up my bro and sis from
School at 1:15...
Lefty: Alright, how about after you bring them home, you come down here?
Girl: I need to babysit my sister til I pick up my mom
Hahaha ok you seem to have a lot of restrictions, why don't you tell me what time ;p
Haha well idk cuz I'm only free til 1:15
So you have the car until 1:15?
Pretty much
Haha alright then arrive here at 11
Alright then hah
You have a phone right ha
Yeah, ---------
No texting though
Ok then ha I'll call you then
Ok good, I'll talk to you soon then
I'm going to take a shower now
seya
Mmkay see ya handsome
5-7 hours later
Lefty: Hey, so tomorrow you should leave your house at like 10:30
Mmkay I will
Alright just call me babe
I will baby
I've never had any physical contact with this girl, but I just decided to send her a mssg again.
I changed up how I usually do it, I was more natural and just ok with general conversation, like i wasn't doing a lot of stupid pua stuff.
Here it is, we sent all these mssgs today:
Lefty: Hey!
Girl: What up
Lefty: Haven't seen you in forever, how are you?
Girl: Forreals ha I'm good
What about you?
Lefty: ****ing awesome of course ;p haha
Girl: Lol
well that's always good hahaLefty: You know it ;o
But tell me, what awesome **** have you been up to?
Girl: Honestly, nothing really haha
I got a kitten and I've just been goin to therapy, been tryin to stay sober and yeah haha same old ****,
What bout you handsome?
Lefty: You know, interesting things and here there but much of the same. I'm on high alert right now because it's senior assassination at my school, which is this game where you have targets and you have to kill them with a squirt gun and stuff..and the winner gets $540..so basically been chillin' like a boss ;p
Oh god, a cat?? Promise me you're not going to turn into one of those old unattractive cat ladies that sit in their house all day and own 1000 cats ;p I don't think we could hang out if that happened hah
Girl: Haha what?! That's crazy haha and I might.... Lol my cats will always be there for me. I'm gonma be a lonely old cat lady lol
Nah babe, you'll have me!
Hahaha you sure? Well then, I'll only have two cats then hah
I hope you're not referring to me as a cat
Lmao
I'm not hah
I have a cat named pancake and I just got this kitten that I still haven't named haha
So I'll have an Alex and 2 cats lol
Well I'm more of a dog person....so we might have to eat pancake.
I have a dog haha and no
Pancakes a beast shed kill your cat lol
^what does that last sentence mean???
I meant dog ha
Pryscilla...
You're ****ing gorgeous.
Haha well thanks Alex
Why do you say that ha
Idk..i just say what's on my mind
Haha mmm your cute
hahAww thanks babe ;p
Question: do you have a 3rd nipple?
Your welcome
And no lmao why
Well I guess it's just fair then that I tell you...
I have 3 penises.
Hahaha how does that work
Well idk..they're just there..but some girls like it and some get scared so I figured I'd tell you before hand haha ;p
Lol well that's interesting
Hahaha
How do you have sex lol
Lefty: Well it's really hard..but believe it or not some girls actually like 3
Girl: That would hurt lol
Lefty: That's always what I thought haha
Hahaha well some like it rough
Haha are you trying to tell me that you like it rough?
Haha I wasn't tryin to tell you but yeah I guess I do lol
Favorite position?
I like them all
As long as it feels good I don't care haha
No, boring!
You have to have a favorite
Like I'd say mine is probably doggy style
Doggys fun
haI like to be on top or have the guy on top ha
Oh nice, the classics haha
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Hmm I'm not sure haha most guys ive been with weren't that kinky...:/ what about you
That's a shame..
**** idk..could be times when we've had sex for literally hours on hours, or times when we've had sex at a park or a school or movie theater..not sure which one i'd choose.
Forreals haha
Well I have had sex in a semi truck, many public bathrooms, park haha
Lefty: See now we're getting somewhere, that's pretty tight, i've never done it in a public bathroom.
How many times have you had sex?
Also on a semi-related note, let's hang out soon!
Girl: How many times have I had sex or with how many people have I had sex with? Lol
And I'm totally down
Lefty: I was just saying how many times in general but whatever.
Let's do it soon like tomorrow i'm mostly free...where do you live again?
I have no clue in general haha but I've had sex with 5 people haha and what about you?
I'm down I live in Saratoga Springs
Like what's your address, ex: -------------------
What are you talking about? General or people?
-------------------------------
And both ha
Hmm you live 36 mins away, you should see if you can get like a ride part of the way and then we could chill on my side of the town haha
People, 5, and number of times? I'm not really sure..a ****ing lot haha. I had a girl friend for a long time so a lot of them come from that.
Girl: So where to? Hah and what we gonna do
And nice yea same here ha
Lefty: Um maybe if you went somewhere in sandy that would be good, but basically the closer the better haha.
And idk, we'll probably hang out..get some ice cream..run through a meadow..and then you'll go home. but there will NOT be any bodily touching, it's against my religion hahahaha does this sound fun to you? ;p
Lmao oh god well whatever floats your boat ha and I can't get a ride but I get the car tomorrow
Alright because we are definitely NOT going to make out, and we are definitely NOT going to do anything past that haha ;p
That's perfect! How far can you drive?
Lol well ****
And idk I get sketched as **** to drive since my license is suspended so idk where do you think would be good
Sandy would be good, it would be perfect actually.
Mmkay where in sandy ha
Lefty: Gimme a sec
Girl: Mmkay
Ok my first idea would be at ---------, just because it's like easy to find and stuff
------------------------
Hah alright what time?
Here's this map:
http://www.bing.com/maps---------------
Well, I have 1 ib test left tomorrow that ends at 10:30 so idc, like noon?
Girl: Mmkay thanks
And I need to pick up my bro and sis from
School at 1:15...
Lefty: Alright, how about after you bring them home, you come down here?
Girl: I need to babysit my sister til I pick up my mom
Hahaha ok you seem to have a lot of restrictions, why don't you tell me what time ;p
Haha well idk cuz I'm only free til 1:15
So you have the car until 1:15?
Pretty much
Haha alright then arrive here at 11
Alright then hah
You have a phone right ha
Yeah, ---------
No texting though
Ok then ha I'll call you then
Ok good, I'll talk to you soon then
I'm going to take a shower now
seya
Mmkay see ya handsome
5-7 hours later
Lefty: Hey, so tomorrow you should leave your house at like 10:30
Mmkay I will
Alright just call me babe
I will baby
