"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zdogzdog

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what do u think?

Whenever I tell friends that I don't have a girlfriend, they are amazed,
many of them tell me I am very handsome and are very surprised I am unable
to get girls.


my family members are in disbelief, as they think I look almost as good as actors.

http://s7.postimg.org/pvxpye3x7/zdog.jpg


I also have an account on match.com,

is anyone able to help me find some chix on that site?

I can give you my login details.

What I am looking for is a HB9-10 hot blonde chix with big ti*s and nice *ss and very beautiful.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LandingWood

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I think it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks but you. Stop being insecure.
 

Wolfgang D

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You look average...I would say. But this sounds like trolling:

I also have an account on match.com,

is anyone able to help me find some chix on that site?

I can give you my login details.

What I am looking for is a HB9-10 hot blonde chix with big ti*s and nice *ss and very beautiful.
You would give someone your login information and you are setting your sights for that? Yeah, right.

LandingWood said:
I think it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks but you. Stop being insecure.
I really don't like feel-good philosophy, especially not when someone is asking for straight talk.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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BraddH

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Whats up with this troll trend. A new fashion.

And yeah everything a little bit suspicious and it is a troll. You guys who says that this is a troll must be trolls themselves!
 

denverfan110

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$$$$$ xxXXxxXXxx 1!!!1!!!1 dude you're so right must not be troll 1!!!1!!!1 xxXXxxXXxx $$$$$
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ronaldo7

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