Random Chick Flashes Me in the Alley: Blown Opportunity?

[guytime]

This was a few weeks back, and I forgot about it as I was pretty drunk and faded when it happened.

I was walking from one bar to the next, my wing and I, and take a shortcut through the alley.

We see a couple girls pass by, and I yelled something out in drunk, incoherent fashion. Something along the lines of "show me what you got!"

I guess the girls were just as wasted as I was. One girl complied and lifted her shirt revealing a very juicy rack!

I couldn't believe she actually did what I asked! So I just kinda froze up. I guess I should've just asked for more compliance, but I was so surprised she even did this, I didn't even consider it at the time.

What would you have done? Not a tongue in cheek reply, but for real. I figure in hindsight, not many people in a dark alley to judge us, could have done more?

 

[guytime]

I wasn't exactly looking for a long term in that situation, ya know?

 

[speakeasy]

Sometimes a situation happens so fast you just don't have time to think. I was cycling a few weeks back and these girls in a car drove by and slowed down and started whistling and smile and stuff. It happened so fast I was caught off guard like a deer in the headlights. I smiled, kinda looked back and them and before I knew it, they had already droven off. I probably could've waved them over and got some numbers or something, but it was such a quick thing I just didn't capitalize on it.

I guess in your situation, you could have pulled your shirt up and flashed her too just to get a laugh. Maybe that would've stopped her for long enough to start talking.

 

[Scars]

Me and my buddy were in taco bell a few weeks ago and their was 2 cuties in there. They like totally stayed and waited until we finished our food and made it completely obvious they wanted to talk to us, but we decided to play the ******* card and ignored them. I stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and my buddy followed me out and then the girls came out too. Strong eye contact, and just kept walking. Once they got about 40 feet away I yelled "I love you", I don't know what came over me but to my surprise they yelled by "I love you too" and then proceeded to wait for us around the block for about 5 minutes. I wanted to go talk to them but my buddy chickened out... tell me about a wasted opportunity. So I feel you. Don't dwell on it. Just take advantage of the next time that sh!t happens.