"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ranch vs. Bleu Cheese

Which do you prefer and why?

  • Ranch, Those people at Hidden Valley were geniuses!

    Votes: 17 63.0%
  • Blue Cheese, Centuries old and still the best!

    Votes: 10 37.0%

  • Total voters
    27

PRMoon

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I had a pretty heated discussion with my room mates as to which one was a better all around dressing. They all love ranch with a passion and buy so much of it you'd think they're stock piling it in case the worlds supply of butter milk suddely vanishes.

I prefer blue cheese myself. It goes well with wings, taste good on salads and even the fat free versions of it have some similarities to the original which can't be said for ranch.

Ranch vs Bleu Cheese, the show down...what do you think?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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PRMoon

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Sorry I have to say this but....

Girlproblems.com

:crackup:


JC
wing dipping sauce and food in general is something to be taken seriously JC

Mind your manners!:nono:
 

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bump


We had Buffalo wings at my job today and they only had ranch dressing!


I was pissed!:cuss:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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PRMoon

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Bump!

This battle isn't even CLOSE to being done!!!
 

Deep Dish

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I could gorge my mouth until I'm blue in the face with bleu cheese.
 

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PRMoon said:
wing dipping sauce and food in general is something to be taken seriously JC
Couldn't agree more.

For my tastes, I prefer Bleu Cheese. When it's available, I like Roquefort the best (bleu cheese made with goat's milk). I get really pumped when a restaurant offers true Roquefort. It's fantastic.
 

Effington

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They're both good, but Ranch definitely wins out, it works on so many more foods.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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penkitten

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ranch on my salad
ranch on my pizza
ranch on my sandwiches
ranch on veggies
ranch ranch ranch

but there is only one kind of ranch for me... hidden valley ranch
 

PRMoon

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Bump!

I had a heated discussion over boneless wings yesterday! I love blue cheese and there was NONE in the bar I was at! I'm not saying ranch is bad but pungent blue cheese just has me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Magma said:
The problem I have with Ranch is that its taste varies too much. It's like I never know what kind of Ranch I'm going to be getting when I order it at a restaurant. Too inconsistent.
That is true, but I still vote for ranch.
 

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I MAY HAVE TO RUN AN EXTRA MILE OR TWO EVERY DAY

BUT BLEU CHEESE WITH THE CHEESE CHUNKS IN IT IS THE FVCKIN BOMB

:box:

PERFECT DIP. FOR ANYTHING

yeaahhhhhhhh

I used to eat ranch.

Then I tasted bleu cheese and never went back. I've yet to try it on my salads though.
 

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You can't beat buffalo wings/celery and blue cheese. But for everything else, Ranch for sure.
 

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I must say, this poll has made for an excellent opener with a few sets.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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