"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rampant rabbits - The death of men?

PeterCrouch

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15 ****ing seconds! thats all it took her to come she says. crazy!

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If there is so little substance to you, that you can effectively be replaced by a piece of vibrating plastic, your genes deserve to become extinct, imo.
 

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Regardless of how good men may be at sex, it does stand to reason that devices like this will diminish the overall utility of men. Therefore, the demand by women for real sex will decrease, resulting in fewer hook-ups, relationships, etc.

Or alternatively, maybe the device doesn't really satisfy them much at all in the long-run but instead makes them even hornier. That's what masturbation usually seems to do for me...
 

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Toys will never replace d|cks.

What would you rather have? A woman or a pocket pu^ssy?
 

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PeterCrouch said:
15 ****ing seconds! thats all it took her to come she says. crazy!

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If it's true...and she didn't just say it to piss you off or get a reaction... so what! Good for her. A 'toy' won't put her on all fours, pull her hair, call her a dirty b*tch and smack her ass. Ask her which one she would rather have.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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