Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Originally posted by LikRetsam
End yourself
You read my mind. I was just about to say the same thing, he's been doing this a lot too. Maeisgood stop this ****.Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
HEY MAEISDUMB, last time I checked the site wasn't called www.sosuaveradioannouncer.com what kinda bullsh!t question is this? Are you really gonna waste people's time with a question like that.
What's worse is you made not one...not two....but three garbage threads. At least have the decency to consolidate all the bullsh!t your mind can fathom and put it on one post
Originally I was against this kinda stuff but you deserve it for this bull****. From the famous words of a SoSuaver:
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Hey Maeisdumb....are you gay? I just wanna know, becuase Im smart, and you know, asking questions no matter how stupid is a wise thing to do right?Originally posted by Maeisgood
Asking questions is a wise thing to do.
When a poster in a classroom isn't liberal BS, it says to ask questions.
Oh, and a DJ doesn't go ape **** for nothing either. People that get emotional who act womanly only get lesbians who turn them down when they find a warm worm in there (its warm because its a living penis, I guess).
It's better to ask people in cyber land then in real life.
Go outside and get a cigarette and calm down.![]()
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Okay. What does that have to do with you asking a rediculous amount of dumb questions?Originally posted by Maeisgood
Asking questions to people you know in real life is dumb because people are retards and will say anything without thinking, just for the sake of idle conversation, even if it will hurt someone later on by letting the world know that you don't know something everyone else does. Stuff like how to be cool and deal with girls. I feel that there are some key facts about it that are known by most people but not really mentioned much.
Uhh no. That's actually just ONE small section that talks about self-improvement.My questions touch upon areas that are not clear in the e-mails or anything else. The Bibles are good in that they stress people should improve themselves first, and then worry about women.
No.For all of those people out there hating on me, if a silly internet thing stresses you out this much, then the **** a woman could do to you in the real world would cause you a stroke.
Just further proving you are borderline retarded.No I am not gay. The only places homos live is Canada and bluestates and relocation camps in Florida.
this does not prove you are borderline retarded. this shows that you are a stereotypical nimrod who pointlessly slags an entire country to try and get back at someone for pointing out that he is as stupid as you obviously are. borderline? try completelyOriginally posted by Maeisgood
No I am not gay. The only places homos live is Canada and bluestates and relocation camps in Florida.