"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Radio announcers.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Microphone Fiend
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What's worse is you made not one...not two....but three garbage threads. At least have the decency to consolidate all the bullsh!t your mind can fathom and put it on one post
Originally I was against this kinda stuff but you deserve it for this bull****. From the famous words of a SoSuaver:
Before trying to look cool by telling someone off, maybe you should slow down and see if they have some sort of point. Even if someone is wrong, they'll still have something to teach you by their bad example.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
When a poster in a classroom isn't liberal BS, it says to ask questions.
Oh, and a DJ doesn't go ape **** for nothing either. People that get emotional who act womanly only get lesbians who turn them down when they find a warm worm in there (its warm because its a living penis, I guess).
It's better to ask people in cyber land then in real life.
Go outside and get a cigarette and calm down.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Hey Maeisdumb....are you gay? I just wanna know, becuase Im smart, and you know, asking questions no matter how stupid is a wise thing to do right?Originally posted by Maeisgood
Asking questions is a wise thing to do.
When a poster in a classroom isn't liberal BS, it says to ask questions.
Oh, and a DJ doesn't go ape **** for nothing either. People that get emotional who act womanly only get lesbians who turn them down when they find a warm worm in there (its warm because its a living penis, I guess).
It's better to ask people in cyber land then in real life.
Go outside and get a cigarette and calm down.
Was this your first stupid question all day? Your second? No, it was your third in a span of five minutes. All your questions were stupid and I let you know. If you can't handle it, then STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS. And what pisses me off is that you didn't explain yourself either, we aren't your buttboys reading in between the lines, and we don't know what you're thinking so don't post up one line questions and expect everything to be just dandy. You don't have the time to go into detail or explain this one line sentence coming from left field, then don't expect any effort on my part either.
Based on your inference I can easily conclude that since the newsreporter always has something to say that they are also the ultimate DJ because they never say the same thing and they are on tv 24/7!?!?!?!?
My questions touch upon areas that are not clear in the e-mails or anything else. The Bibles are good in that they stress people should improve themselves first, and then worry about women.
For all of those people out there hating on me, if a silly internet thing stresses you out this much, then the **** a woman could do to you in the real world would cause you a stroke.
No I am not gay. The only places homos live is Canada and bluestates and relocation camps in Florida.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This is why I get mad at you, this isn't me thinking I am superior because I have been around longer and have more posts. This is because you did not put in any time or effort into asking these questions. Do not be an idiot.
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Okay. What does that have to do with you asking a rediculous amount of dumb questions?
Uhh no. That's actually just ONE small section that talks about self-improvement.
No.
Just further proving you are borderline retarded.
Mr. Debonaire
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this does not prove you are borderline retarded. this shows that you are a stereotypical nimrod who pointlessly slags an entire country to try and get back at someone for pointing out that he is as stupid as you obviously are. borderline? try completely
don't post again. ever, if possible.
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