VikingKing
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Racism Insurance.
- Thread starter VikingKing
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Quite funny actually, the most entarteining humor is the one based of non sense from institutions which claim to be justice itself.
Anyway to be serious, I dont believe you need a racism insurance when dealing with minorities, you need one when dealing with white liberals which apparently get on a much deeper level.
Anyway to be serious, I dont believe you need a racism insurance when dealing with minorities, you need one when dealing with white liberals which apparently get on a much deeper level.
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Maybe it's over exposure or what I don't know but the bumbling white nerd who has to walk on egg shells when he's around cool black people who he is also trying to mimic is no longer inducing the lulz. The first 3 decades maybe. Now not so much.
Why can't we just bypass the subtle boring and painfully slow way of inducing/coaxing contempt out of the zombified masses of self hating mouth breathers and just cut to the bumbling nerdy white sh!tlib being beaten to death? There's some legit lolz.
Why can't we just bypass the subtle boring and painfully slow way of inducing/coaxing contempt out of the zombified masses of self hating mouth breathers and just cut to the bumbling nerdy white sh!tlib being beaten to death? There's some legit lolz.