"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Racism Insurance.

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Who Dares Win

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Quite funny actually, the most entarteining humor is the one based of non sense from institutions which claim to be justice itself.

Anyway to be serious, I dont believe you need a racism insurance when dealing with minorities, you need one when dealing with white liberals which apparently get on a much deeper level.
 

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Maybe it's over exposure or what I don't know but the bumbling white nerd who has to walk on egg shells when he's around cool black people who he is also trying to mimic is no longer inducing the lulz. The first 3 decades maybe. Now not so much.

Why can't we just bypass the subtle boring and painfully slow way of inducing/coaxing contempt out of the zombified masses of self hating mouth breathers and just cut to the bumbling nerdy white sh!tlib being beaten to death? There's some legit lolz.
 
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