Racial Prejudice C*ckblock!? WTF

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Background: My highschool is about 1000 kids, far away from city and is a pretty farm based town. We got farms and sh*t and I'm a junior and moved in from the city 2 years ago.

It must be the education cuz kids at my school are SO FREAKING racist... I'm a little Japanese, Hawaiian and half white but most ppl think I'm totally ASIAN just cuz I have darker hair and there's about 3 TOTALLY asian kids at my school. Even at lunch they make stupid Asian jokes cuz they don't know the differance between Japanese, Chinese and Vietnamese. During class or lunch when theres a HB at the table almost all of them c*ckblocks me by saying like he's totally asian... all asians have small penis and cr*p... I don't wanna start a fight cuz they're my friends and I know they're kidding around but it's really starting to piss me off.
During class when I macked this HB9 blonde and was almost gonna get her number some dumbsh*t goes HEY ARENT U ASIAN dude speak Japanese! and next thing I know the HB loses her interest... WTF do girls actually believe the BS that ALL ASIANS have small penis? It's so freaking annoying even the freshmen I barley know calls me JAP... I'm ok with my friends callin me that cuz they actually know a little japanese but when a stranger says something like that it's like calling a black dude N*gger... How the hell am I suppose to defend myself... when I say a comeback they say "WE KICKED UR ASS IN WWII and dropped the bomb" I always tell em I'm half white but they don't BELIEVE me at all. I'm thinking of dying my hair over the summer so I look more American.

 

[aftershock]

It's funny, if you laugh along with them, then they lose interest. It's only funny if it gets to you.

Insulting the size of your penis is the most stupid insult. Still, you can go along with it.

"Hell, yea, it's TINY! I can't even look at gherkins in Tesco without feeling envious!"

 

[supajsilver2]

"Watch it man, I got connections with Jackie, Ichiro, Yao, you name it. We'll kick your ass."

 

[MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO]

It's funny, if you laugh along with them, then they lose interest. It's only funny if it gets to you.

Insulting the size of your penis is the most stupid insult. Still, you can go along with it.

"Hell, yea, it's TINY! I can't even look at gherkins in Tesco without feeling envious!"

Are you serious bro? before you give some advice like that go out and up to a total stranger and tell her your penis is super small see how she'll respond.

For PeterNorthisawesome
I know what your saying bro. Im like halve viet. I dig it. I like standing out. Let me tell you a secret. All chicks LOVES repeat LOVES asain guys becuase we're different. Face it people like a change everynow n then. The thing is alot of asian guys are total puss. They kisses peoples feet hopin for aproval. You shouldnt let people diss you around though. If you are halve asian wheres your ASIAN PRIDE at? show alittle back bones.

Everynow and then people would try to push my buttons too.
Heres some examples.

Them- hey Jacob is it true that asains have small penises?
responce- *smirk* bigger than yours, way bigger than yours.
(If you want to see how big a puss they are you can ask them if they want to sides it up right there in public*with confident* or you can be like ahh nah i dont want to embaress you in public)

Them- Why are you talking to him for? He's asain!!
That was a friend of mine that said that....i imediatly threw him out of the friend catagory.
Responce- Look at the guy then to the chick "Do you know this guy? I've never meet him before. y is he talking to us?"

Or "hahaha your total comedian now go bother some one else."

Seriously man you of all know time is too vauble to waste on haters but if your infront of a chick show alittle back bone.

 

[aftershock]

Are you serious bro? before you give some advice like that go out and up to a total stranger and tell her your penis is super small see how she'll respond.

Yes, I'm serious. I'm talking about in response to a childish insult though.

This is actually field tested from about two months ago - a girl implied that I had a small penis for some reason, so I said the above. And then I got her number.

A lot of it is tone of voice, confidence, etc, though.

 

[dannowillbookem]

haha youre a gook
no im not and what if i was

meh idk just what i would say. people used to think i was jewish (long story, it was a lie me and a buddy told and everyone bought it lol) and the jokes, people calling you kyke right to your face constnantly and luaghing about the holocaust, i started to feel jewish and they pissed me off. after a while i stopped caring and they stopped cracking.

 

[Mission]

"hey boys, its not the size of the ship. its the pilot"

--Mission

 

[Potbelly]

just be like "whip it out"

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Thanks guys for the insightful replies truly appreciate it. I guess I was down cuz it's been going for few months and I've been letting it get to me and was beginning to get brainwashed.