"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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R. Kelly... Trapped in the Closet DVD...

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I bought this yesterday... some crazy ****. Basically it's R. Kelly narrating a story, no other voices, and it's just an extremely long song, titled, "Chapters 1-12"

There is nothing DJ-related about this, it's just crazy. Everyone's cheating on each other, brandishing guns. It's funny, too.

Local music store.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ya know, I like that tune. I haven't heard the entire 2 hours of it (or however long it is lol).
 
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Originally posted by Iamnotacrook

Everyone's cheating on each other, brandishing guns.
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In other words, a soap opera. Am i the only one who finds the title "Trapped in the closet" and the song style a little too coincidental?
 
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R. Kelly for some reason gets away with some weird crap. I was in awe when I heard Dave Chapplle's Pee on you video was based off of an actual R Kelly video.
 
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I didn't know anything about that video until I saw it on South Park.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
R. Kelly for some reason gets away with some weird crap. I was in awe when I heard Dave Chapplle's Pee on you video was based off of an actual R Kelly video.
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it was based off of an actual real life R. Kelly event.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia

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Robert and I attended the same school at one time. His life was full of drama back then too. However, the best thing I've seen concerning him was on the cartoon "Boondocks." The episode was "The Trial of R.Kelly." Funny as h3ll if any of you can catch it.
 
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