"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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R Kelly: This Boy Cray Cray

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I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet. He's been dogged by allegations of child abuse and sexual assault among other things for decades. I haven't followed his cases, but he allegedly peed on a 13 year old girl and videotaped it (which was shown in court. He was acquitted). There are more allegations now, and he addresses them.

To get to the good stuff, his breakdown begins at around 5:30 in. It is freakin' hilarious. It shouldn't be because the accusations are of a serious nature, but this dude is so crazy, his reactions are straight out of an Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence comedy skit. Is he guilty of any or all? What do you guys think?


 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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spitfire said:
I haven't followed his cases, but he allegedly peed on a 13 year old girl and videotaped it (which was shown in court. He was acquitted).
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I vaguely remember that, but I haven't followed these stories either. How do you have video of peeing on a 13 year old girl and get acquitted? I suppose it might depend on what the charges were....

The dude sounds pretty stressed out on that video. They did a parody of it on the most recent Saturday Night Live, by the way.
 
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