"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Quotes about women

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Im not sure this has been done before but hey its worth a shot.

So guys what are some of your favourite true quotes about women. Funny or not, lets hear him boys.

"treat her like a dog and she'll beg for a treat. Treat her like a queen and she'll treat you like a servant."

"if you really truely care for her, buy her a treadmill."
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You know

Your mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
 

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NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE!!!!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
 

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hahahahahaha

Funny indeed.

That qout just gives you a sign of insecurities
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them; men either despise women or they have never thought seriously about them. -- Otto Weininger

The same instinct that has allowed men to dominate our society for all of recorded history allows for selectivity in communication. Men know what information is important to convey and what is just a waste of time. Instead of talking on the phone about nothing, men are out running governments and exploring outer space. -- Corey McFadden

Masks.-- There are women who, however you may search them, prove to have no content but are purely masks. The man who associates with such almost spectral, necessarily unsatisfied beings is to be commiserated with, yet it is precisely they who are able to arouse the desire of the man most strongly: he seeks for her soul -- and goes on seeking. --Nietzsche

What passes for women's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

If women said what they thought they'd be speechless.

Womens' intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.

If God considered woman a fit helpmate for man, he must have had a very poor opinion of man.

God created man, and finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his solitude more acutely.

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Them's are a few of my all-time favs.
 
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