Quiting Smoking.

[Garamin]

Alright,heres the deal.I made a bet with a close friend that if i could quit smoking in the next 3 weeks,then he will help me pay off my car,and get it fixed up the rest of the way.

What i need is all the nastiest,sickest,grossest crap you can find related to smoking.I will be doing reserch on it as well,but i like input from someone that is alive,not making a webpage for a company.Anything related to smoking,girls not liking smokers,and anything that will help me quit is welcome here,as long as it is within the rules.Thanks a bunch for whatever you can bring me,and i am off to find all of my back-up smokes so i can do away with them.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Health and Fitness anybody?

 

[sparky0000]

Ever notice how most smokers are usually not fat freaks? Everyone in America is getting obese, save for one group - smokers. Lets hear it for smoking!

 

[Skilla_Staz]

I don't smoke. I'm pretty skinny.

 

[Zerotwoonenine]

hey dude have you ever tried to read the rules before you posts??
this is a forum made for tip and questions about DJing in high school, if you want to quit smoking go to the quit smoking forum.

 

[MrS]

Study your dictonary, "quitting".
That sohuld take you about 3 weeks to get there

 

[KarmaSutra]

Alright,heres the deal.I made a bet with a close friend that if i could quit smoking in the next 3 weeks,then he will help me pay off my car,and get it fixed up the rest of the way.

What i need is all the nastiest,sickest,grossest crap you can find related to smoking.I will be doing reserch on it as well,but i like input from someone that is alive,not making a webpage for a company.Anything related to smoking,girls not liking smokers,and anything that will help me quit is welcome here,as long as it is within the rules.Thanks a bunch for whatever you can bring me,and i am off to find all of my back-up smokes so i can do away with them.

I suggested this same strategy to another brother here trying to quit. Here you go:

Imagine each time you put a cig to your lips it's a thin, white penis. If you smoke it you're a flaming manfvcker.

That'll do it homo.

 

[dannowillbookem]

cigars = big black diick

 

[Dodgeball]

Good luck man, im actually quitting this minute... after this ciggi!

 

[KarmaSutra]

cigars = big black diick

Wrong.

The fvck do you know about cigars?

. . . C0cksmoker

 

[flippinfreak]

cigarrettes = pencil diiiick!

black lungs, mouth cancer, yellow finger nails, your being a b!tch to advertising and addiction, you smell like an ashtray, your parents and family think smoking is stupid and they secretly look down on you, can't play sports and look sexy for the girls, robbing oxygen from your brain...

I have read about how you were trying to stop smoking. Good for you! No matter how rich and luxuriant the smoke, it's not worth the tiny chance of later health problems.

And so what if you are certain to pack on an extra 15 or 20 pounds when you give up that incredibly satisfying habit that makes you so much more calm and alert. It will be worth it in the long run when your life is extended by several weeks!

Whatever you do, avoid things that remind you of when you used to enjoy smoking a delicious refreshing cigarette, like after sex, or with your morning coffee, or sitting at your computer like you are doing right now. Breathing the smoke into your lungs until all the edge comes off and the cares of the day seem manageable. You don't need that kind of satisfaction.

So be strong Kittuns. Try not to think about cigarettes, about how they are everywhere, like your corner grocery store right now. Avoid dwelling on the fact that just one quick little cigarette couldn't hurt, and you promise you'll be good tomorrow.

So just stop thinking about cigarettes and smoking and cigarettes and smoking and cigarettes and smoking. Just stop.

 

[john_wilshusen]

try dipping instead.. the safe alternative (not sarcastic tone). i started dipping to quit drinking and it worked.

 

[flippinfreak]

The fvck is dipping?

 

[dannowillbookem]

Wrong.

The fvck do you know about cigars?

. . . C0cksmoker

hahaha what the hell. uh i guess i like cigars every now and then? and i've never tried to smoke a c0ck but they dont exactly seem flamable...

 

[j8snx1]

Try this one out for a size.

In psychology, this method is called Aversion Conditioning, where you condition yourself to avoid stuff that'll harm you.

SO~.. get your friends to put the nastiest substances on every cigarette that you own/buy...maybe something like 3-day old dog ****, or some kind of rotten..moldy...chunky substance. Have them drown the cigarettes' mouthpieces into those nasty things.

Now the next time you reach for a cigarette and smoke one, you'll get that sickening taste, maybe even nausea (depends on the substance I guess). Every time you reach for one, you'll be reminded that the sick flavor will be in your mouth, and if successful, you'll associate smoking cigarettes with the nasty flavor, thus getting rid of your smoking problems in a matter of time.

There are loopholes/glitches in this method, because you can simply wash them off or buy new packs, but get a group of really dedicated and caring friends and they'll be glad to rub some sick **** all over your cigarettes!

GOOD LUCK

 

[TheMan425]

I suggested this same strategy to another brother here trying to quit. Here you go:

Imagine each time you put a cig to your lips it's a thin, white penis. If you smoke it you're a flaming manfvcker.

That'll do it homo.

:crackup:

i think that'll do^ good luck! :cheer:

 

[TheNewGuy]

try dipping instead.. the safe alternative (not sarcastic tone). i started dipping to quit drinking and it worked.

Except for the whole mouth cancer, yellow teeth thing.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Try this one out for a size.

In psychology, this method is called Aversion Conditioning, where you condition yourself to avoid stuff that'll harm you.

SO~.. get your friends to put the nastiest substances on every cigarette that you own/buy...maybe something like 3-day old dog ****, or some kind of rotten..moldy...chunky substance. Have them drown the cigarettes' mouthpieces into those nasty things.

Now the next time you reach for a cigarette and smoke one, you'll get that sickening taste, maybe even nausea (depends on the substance I guess). Every time you reach for one, you'll be reminded that the sick flavor will be in your mouth, and if successful, you'll associate smoking cigarettes with the nasty flavor, thus getting rid of your smoking problems in a matter of time.

There are loopholes/glitches in this method, because you can simply wash them off or buy new packs, but get a group of really dedicated and caring friends and they'll be glad to rub some sick **** all over your cigarettes!

GOOD LUCK

Good idea, but its too easy to avoid. I doubt he'll smoke a cig thats been submerged in god knows what. I believe in order to be conditioned you cant be aware of whats going on. If his friends made him associated something else with smoking, such as throwing up, a sore throat or something else unpleasing, then he'll have a better chance of quiting. Although both ways only last a certain amount of time.

 

[Charm]

Except for the whole mouth cancer, yellow teeth thing.

Teeth can be brushed! and uhh... Jaws can be replaced with stem cell research by growing them in your back!

 

[Desdinova]

Read "Allen Carr's Easyway To Quit Smoking". Worked for me!