FuzzX
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Your addiction is the least of your problems homie.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Quiting caffeine
- Thread starter Trez
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
FlexpertHamilton
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How? There are far more interesting hobbies to develop than playing a card game.
FuzzX
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Yeah I guess that guy Elon Musk and his wife are complete fags eh? But keep practicing that poker game, I'm sure you'll hit it big ONE DAY.
You should go tell Josh Barnett that he's a fag.
FlexpertHamilton
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I was joking, one of my friends plays DnD so I can't be too judgmental...also I've never played poker for $ its just something to do with friends.
I was mostly annoyed you thought it could ever be a suitable replacement for the joy of caffeine.
FuzzX
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Thought? I do. Seems like you have a deep seated attitude problem that is manifesting through your addiction. My bestfriend was hooked on prostitutes, he gave it up for magic cards. I think you are underestimating the power of the brain to re-tool.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
I'd have been on board if you suggested something like kickboxing or jujutsu. Also please realize I'm being mostly sarcastic.
FuzzX
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Kickboxing is not addicting, if you become addicted to hurting others you're going to run into big problems.. You asked about effective addiction remedies.