FuzzX
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Your addiction is the least of your problems homie.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Quiting caffeine
- Thread starter Trez
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
How? There are far more interesting hobbies to develop than playing a card game.
FuzzX
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Yeah I guess that guy Elon Musk and his wife are complete fags eh? But keep practicing that poker game, I'm sure you'll hit it big ONE DAY.
You should go tell Josh Barnett that he's a fag.
FlexpertHamilton
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I was joking, one of my friends plays DnD so I can't be too judgmental...also I've never played poker for $ its just something to do with friends.
I was mostly annoyed you thought it could ever be a suitable replacement for the joy of caffeine.
FuzzX
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Thought? I do. Seems like you have a deep seated attitude problem that is manifesting through your addiction. My bestfriend was hooked on prostitutes, he gave it up for magic cards. I think you are underestimating the power of the brain to re-tool.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
FlexpertHamilton
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I'd have been on board if you suggested something like kickboxing or jujutsu. Also please realize I'm being mostly sarcastic.
FuzzX
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Kickboxing is not addicting, if you become addicted to hurting others you're going to run into big problems.. You asked about effective addiction remedies.