Quickest way to convince a chick to come over ?

[Bingo-Player]

Parents have just told me their away for the rest of the weekend , its a little late to get a chick over
tonight but not too late to get one over tomorrow

Ive got a chick in mind who i know will put out if i can convince her to come over , but we haven’t spoken in a couple weeks and i don’t have time to waste building her up with small talk

Theres also the concern of looking desperate by rushing it......

You guys got any smooth lines that will help encourage her to come over ?

 

[icantgetlaid]

At the end of the day, every girl knows accepting an invite to your place is pretty much accepting an invite for sex.

I would just be very direct about it: "you should come over at such and such time/such and such date, i'd like to see you"

 

[Stugots26]

"I can't find the keys to my Porsche. Can you come over and help me look?"

 

[El Payaso]

"I can't find the keys to my Porsche. Can you come over and help me look?"

Funny. I love it.