"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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quicker way of healing a cut inside my mouth?

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Long story, skipping to the end.

I took a spill and one of my lower teeth ended up going through my face. Right above the chin and below the lip.

I didn't need stitches, they just glued my face up and it looks good from the outside, but I still have this gash inside my mouth that hurts bad. And it's causing me to pass on "activities" with my girl that I'd rather partake in.

I know that being on the inside of the mouth means for a slow heal. Anything I can do to speed things up?

Thanks
UYM
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Boner da Stoner

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go back to your doctor, tell him the problem, they'll give you some nice salve and an oxidizing agent for your mouth... if You want it that bad.

It'll scar your mouth real good and you better have a nice pillow to scream into cause that **** is like pouring bactine into a leg gash that hasn;t been cleaned for a week, but you'll be allowed to do your activities again...

OR

You could smarten the **** up and tell your girl to hold up. Tell her you've got a cut and to stop sitting on your face.
 
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thanks, but it's just as much for my enjoyment as hers...I'm weird like that. Plus it just hurts like a ***** to eat or do anything else with my mouth.
 

Boner da Stoner

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yeah, well your body takes time to heal, as does your mind to grow...

You have to take it man, nothings going to fix it except burning it shut.... short term pain for long term gain?

Your choice, I say stop letting her sit on your face and let nature take its course
 
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