"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Quick way to get a number?

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Ok, I am trying to come up with some good lines.

Let's say you see a cute girl come out of a store or whatever. You only have a few seconds to get to her. What do you think about this line?

Guy (with a serious face): Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

The girl (thinking you really want the time - she fumbles for her cell phone + it works as a hoop that she has to jump threw): It is 8:30

Guy (with a big grin face): No, it's time to give me your number. I'm doing a scientific research project on girls that shop at Target (or whatever store they walk out of).

Do you think this would work? Is it too silly sounding? I tend to have a pretty tame silly sense of humor - I think it backfires and makes girls think I am a weirdo usually.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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guy: what time is it pls, cause I think my watch is broken!
girl: It's 9:34
guy: oh cause my watch says you're naked on my bed! I guess it's 2 hours forward! :p
 

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One liners never work seem to work. You either have to be extremely attractive or the girl has to be extremely stupid. Girls are used to retards using those lines on them and just blow them off.

If you really only have a few seconds, you could better just be honest with her. "Hey, for some reason I feel the need to have a conversation with you but I really don't have time. So give me your number, I'll call you and we can meet at a coffeeshop around here for a chat.".
 

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Hey! I was just j/k! ><
 

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SandHawk said:
One liners never work seem to work. You either have to be extremely attractive or the girl has to be extremely stupid. Girls are used to retards using those lines on them and just blow them off.

If you really only have a few seconds, you could better just be honest with her. "Hey, for some reason I feel the need to have a conversation with you but I really don't have time. So give me your number, I'll call you and we can meet at a coffeeshop around here for a chat.".
Yeah if she isn't a b!tch.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SandHawk

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HeyPachuco! said:
Yeah if she isn't a b!tch.
What makes a woman a b!tch? The fact that she rejects you? If you answer the question with a "yes", you really need to start thinking. I know plenty of very pleasant women that wouldn't give their number out like that, and that's not because they're a b!tch but the guy in general looks like an ass.
 

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SandHawk said:
One liners never work seem to work. You either have to be extremely attractive or the girl has to be extremely stupid. Girls are used to retards using those lines on them and just blow them off.
Or if you're rich as hell or the girl has low self esteem! If they act interested you may catch a wrong # or flake!
 
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