"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Quick tip before going out

paraguayandj

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If you are having some anxiety about approaching girls before going out, try masturbating without ejaculating. Trust me, you will not be thinking about approaching and getting rejected, you will be thinking of the positions you are gonna use while phucking her.

Warning: *This tip only works for people with a lot of self-control.
*Ejaculating could result in loss of your balls to approach women.
*Beware of boners, they are noticeble and that could be a good or a bad thing depending on the girl :D
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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shiningshadow

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What about blue balls? That stuff is painful. This is not a good tip.
 

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meh, blue balls doesnt effect everyone as often. This might work, but I really doubt it. I think the best way is to not blow your load for the last 48 hours, or atleast 24 hours... gives you enough testosterone and energy to give you the balls do actually do something
 

paraguayandj

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If that doesn't give you enough testosterone i don't know what will. Is just for the people that have a lot of anxiety when it comes to approaching
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bvbidd

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lol if you masturbate but try not to ejac, you'll probally end up ejac all over the place.

Just watch some porn and get REALLY horny but don't touch down there. Then wait till your little friend relaxes. Blue balls mabye, but yeah. It works.

Don't let it make you all desperate (you know don't rape anybody) but it will give so some sort of sexual focused rush.
 

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yeah i tried that masturbate but don't ejaculate stuff....
thank you I completely failed on the no ejaculating part...
now I'll just never touch my **** in a sexual way again lot easier that way
 

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Hmmm. Could work. If I need some GRRRR factor, I usually lift weights as close to walking out the door as possible. Sometimes it feels like you can walk on water :D
 

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Boschy said:
Hmmm. Could work. If I need some GRRRR factor, I usually lift weights as close to walking out the door as possible. Sometimes it feels like you can walk on water :D
true that, lifting weights really helps getting your testosterone up
 

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the best way to overcome fears is simply...do it
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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taylor raiin taylor raiiin taylor raiiin ^_^

ok beside joking..this tip might work really-one side effect : porn addiction and you would not want that ;)
 
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