"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CrazyAsianBiker

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Ok i talked to this girl i met on myspace online for about 1 minute.

I get up and take a shower, I come back and she's not online anymore.

She calls me, and this is what she says.

"Hey crazyasianbiker"

Hi who is this

It's myspacegirl.

Oh hey hows it going.

Good, I was just calling to say hi.

Okay, Hi.

Well i also wanted to apologize that i didn't say bye before i signed off

Haha, it's ok i didn't take it personally.

Ok :).

Well i have to eat now, i just wanted to say hi and sorry.

Ok, have a nice meal.

Ok.

Have a nice horse

what?

Have a nice horse.

Um.. alright..

hahahahahaha alright bye.

*click*


Why the **** would she call me like that?

This is the same chick that said "I'm going to be the one that's going to bring you down"

See... I was kind of over it because the last 2 times i tried to set up dates she said she was busy. (She really was busy though, she had to go to cheerleading practice.)

Is she just ****ing with me and teasing me? Or is she really into me?
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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Taviii

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She likes you mate. Stop thinking so much about it and go out with her.
 

gravstar

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WTF have a nice horse? did she say that or you?
 

CrazyAsianBiker

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That was me saying "Have a nice horse"

It was a bad joke :( lol.

You know when some people say they're so hungry that they can eat a horse? Well it somehow sprung from that.
 

dannowillbookem

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dont tell girls complex jokes. theyre too dumb to get it and they think youre weird for it, but really its just their fault. but they never accept that. just keep it to whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-road level.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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