"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ok i talked to this girl i met on myspace online for about 1 minute.

I get up and take a shower, I come back and she's not online anymore.

She calls me, and this is what she says.

"Hey crazyasianbiker"

Hi who is this

It's myspacegirl.

Oh hey hows it going.

Good, I was just calling to say hi.

Okay, Hi.

Well i also wanted to apologize that i didn't say bye before i signed off

Haha, it's ok i didn't take it personally.

Ok :).

Well i have to eat now, i just wanted to say hi and sorry.

Ok, have a nice meal.

Ok.

Have a nice horse

what?

Have a nice horse.

Um.. alright..

hahahahahaha alright bye.

*click*


Why the **** would she call me like that?

This is the same chick that said "I'm going to be the one that's going to bring you down"

See... I was kind of over it because the last 2 times i tried to set up dates she said she was busy. (She really was busy though, she had to go to cheerleading practice.)

Is she just ****ing with me and teasing me? Or is she really into me?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She likes you mate. Stop thinking so much about it and go out with her.
 
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WTF have a nice horse? did she say that or you?
 
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That was me saying "Have a nice horse"

It was a bad joke :( lol.

You know when some people say they're so hungry that they can eat a horse? Well it somehow sprung from that.
 
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dont tell girls complex jokes. theyre too dumb to get it and they think youre weird for it, but really its just their fault. but they never accept that. just keep it to whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-road level.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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