"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Quick question about pregnancy..

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aznxboi

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If you take a shower with a girl, will that cause a pregnancy? I been wondering for a very long time.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Matt Rogers

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lol, only if you have sex with her in it.

I have another question,

If you are in a mixed swimming pool will this cause you to impregnate all the girls in that swimming pool?
 

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Originally posted by Matt Rogers
lol, only if you have sex with her in it.

I have another question,

If you are in a mixed swimming pool will this cause you to impregnate all the girls in that swimming pool?
Haha! That would be a ingenious way to spread your genes.
 

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lol, well i thought like when your body is against each other naked. When the water runs down the penis some sperm will go along with it, and might go in the vagina.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If Sexy_Malibu gives his dog a bath, and she gets pregnant... this means she IS a ***** right?





Sexy_Malibu is aware of my comments and Ok's them. Ask her.
 

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Originally posted by aznxboi
lol, well i thought like when your body is against each other naked. When the water runs down the penis some sperm will go along with it, and might go in the vagina.
That's not happening... But try to avoid touching her vagina with you penis though.
And generally if you are coming on her, avoid the near genital area, just to be sure.

You know, there's always the 0.0001% chance that can ruin your life! ;)
 

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Originally posted by aznxboi
If you take a shower with a girl, will that cause a pregnancy? I been wondering for a very long time.
Hugging her will also cause her to become pregnant.

To answer your question, NO.
 
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