"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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quick help...please help internet pimping

socalrunner

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ok so theres a situation with this chick again, my friend went on my facebook account and added her. now she sends me an email on there saying "have we met?" i really need to know what to say back, possibly to meet her/get to know her. Please help me all of you DJ's!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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John-467

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what the hell? Dude no I'm not going to help you.

No.

Stop putting all your eggs in one basket, one simple girl, trying to wow this one girl, no dude.

I would tell you what to do, but no.

I want you to go after many chicks on Facebook.

I want you to develop a natural sexual state and sexual personality with women, so you don't make threads liek these no more. So no I'm not going to help you out, I want you to go and become a natural sexual person, get laid, then figure out what type of chicks that YOU WANT, then filter the forest for those.

But dude no....
 

BacardiGuy

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Just say something like "not yet, but I came across your page and recognized you from the cafeteria"
 

socalrunner

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BacardiGuy said:
Just say something like "not yet, but I came across your page and recognized you from the cafeteria"
used something like this, had a short convo with her on facebook, then met her at her dorm room for a movie which resulted in a night of chilling/talking.
very next day we went to disneyland and i started to use kino on her. by the end of the night we were on eachother and she couldnt stop kissing me :cool:

any advice for what to do next?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crank_It_Up

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socalrunner said:
used something like this, had a short convo with her on facebook, then met her at her dorm room for a movie which resulted in a night of chilling/talking.
very next day we went to disneyland and i started to use kino on her. by the end of the night we were on eachother and she couldnt stop kissing me :cool:

any advice for what to do next?
yes, go to a doctor and have your balls transplanted to her, since you never use them perhaps she will
 

Axcell

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She: Do I know you.
You: You will know me after today. ;)

Smooth, simple. The worst that can happen is if she acts like a total ***** about it and doesn't talk to you again. However, I do not recommend adding girls if you just randomly met them... get to know them better, and even better, get them to add YOU.
 

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your response: U cant remember..........we had sex once I am soooooooo sorry I never called you back. I meant to but my grandmother was sick, I just started a new job, I lost your number in a wind tunnel, and my dog ate my homework. You were amazing and tell your friend she was hot too.

TRY THIS..........cut and paste this.........and then cut and paste her answer.

TRUST ME...........just do it.
 

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lol, i've heard it all...lol, internet pimpin.. that sounds like a hit single
 
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