"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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if my girlfriend or someone your hookinhg up with demands somtin from you like " Yeah, i want a hickey" or "I want to kiss".

Is it ok to say like well then i want a blow job. or to hint it? I say that b/c i havent gotten one yet and want to!

What is a good responce to this demands from the girl?

**and she says and thinks i like it when she is demanding and ****. i admit, i do but do i admit it to her?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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whao--8 views and no responces. this is help i need this second fellas. step it up!
 

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It depends on the girl, if you can tell she is a horny b!tch, demand it.

The girl likes to dominate, some girls do, challenge her power and DOMINATE!

eh thats about it...
 

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You don't think it'd be out of line to say "if you demand a hickey, i demand a blow job". I mean imo atleast it's two diff things on very diff levels. Hickeys go along with making out, but *******s and stuff like that is more...MORE..hah

maybe i'll just hint it and say somtin like if you demand a hickey, then im allowed to demand a few things myself. and just get it so she knows but i dont have to come out and say it. Good plan or no?
 

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BJ's arn't a big deal at all. BJ's go along with making out, maybe I'm just lucky :D .

Try something like "You do what I want first, then I'll see what I can do for you"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by shark
whao--8 views and no responces. this is help i need this second fellas. step it up!
mkay it usually takes about 25 views to get a response.

psh do it with a smile. u could use the "i'd like to be eight feet tall" (or whatever rediculous impossible thing) but the bj thing is realistic, something she can make happen, and jokingly breaks down sexual barriers.

like that first responder said...it depends on the girl.
 

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Do it.

If she don't like, she can hike:D
 
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