"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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In this world - Women out number the men 6 to 1.
Every man in this world should have ATLEAST one girlfriend.
Less then 20% of men (counting the recent rise in dating books for men) are getting phone numbers, dates, etc.
Even more freightening - GAY MEN get more from women then most straight men get.
I was talking to a gay guy the other day who talked about his many experiences getting the chance to touch a womans boobs. A lot of STRAIGHT men RARELY get this chance.
The men out of the 20% get lucky every once in awhile but usually tend to be lonely.
The men in the 20% are men with money, looks, or bad boys. Bad boys topping the list.
Pretty much men who "get it".
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That's the problem with you "educated" nerds. You spend so much time looking for the sources, the calculations, and the scientific proof that you don't realize that you just missed another chance to get laid, man!!!


Another second of your life has passed you by. These seconds will soon turn into minutes. The minutes on the clock soon turn into hours. The hours turn into days on a calendar. The days on the calendar turn into years - and a new calendar. Until finally your dead.

For every second that you spend reading this post - You could have been doing something much less pointless. Every second you spend playing your XBox or watching the South Park marathon or reading a book on how to pick up women or masturbating to pictures of your best friends girlfriend - You could have been living. Your life is passing you by and your too busy reading this post to even realize that 1 minute of your life is gone. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're now one minute closer to death.

Is this how you want to spend your life? Introducing yourself to people on the internet that you will never meet in person? Couldn't you be doing something better with your life right now? Is your life so empty and boring that you have to sit here reading an topic that practically begs you to get a life? Did you even NEED me to say this?


- Unknown source! OMG! But damn it's true. Isn't it?

Stop arguing with me and get a girlfriend.
 

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So you just made it all them up then?

And while you were pondering your ponderings you missed another chance to get laid :p
 

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Derek, did you read these stats on a toilet's wall?

Most of them are utterly ridicolous...

The ration men:women alive is really close to 1.

Maybe it's a little more than 1, as women are mistreated in many parts of the world. They live longer, that's true, but die at the same rate as men.

It's true that every man should have a girl, though - I f**king need it one now... :D

The 'money, looks, bad boys' seems accurate enough, if you refer it to a shallow, nameless and ignorant demographic. That is the majority of mankind, in my opinion. You've got a point here...

But seriously, avoid posting such things. They're usually full of sh*t, as it's difficult to be coherent with reality by using such cursory information.

My 2 cents here... :down:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by thederekeffect1
That's the problem with you "educated" nerds. You spend so much time looking for the sources, the calculations, and the scientific proof that you don't realize that you just missed another chance to get laid, man!!!


Another second of your life has passed you by. These seconds will soon turn into minutes. The minutes on the clock soon turn into hours. The hours turn into days on a calendar. The days on the calendar turn into years - and a new calendar. Until finally your dead.

For every second that you spend reading this post - You could have been doing something much less pointless. Every second you spend playing your XBox or watching the South Park marathon or reading a book on how to pick up women or masturbating to pictures of your best friends girlfriend - You could have been living. Your life is passing you by and your too busy reading this post to even realize that 1 minute of your life is gone. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're now one minute closer to death.

Is this how you want to spend your life? Introducing yourself to people on the internet that you will never meet in person? Couldn't you be doing something better with your life right now? Is your life so empty and boring that you have to sit here reading an topic that practically begs you to get a life? Did you even NEED me to say this?


- Unknown source! OMG! But damn it's true. Isn't it?

Stop arguing with me and get a girlfriend.
Too stupid to realize your double standard here mate? Why aren't you shagging your b*tch right now?

Another keyboard jockey here, people... just ignore him, I repent taking my time to read this pointless post.

I won't tell you to get a life. Get a culture first, it will be more important, on the long term, than getting to shag a random b*tch every once in a while.
 

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Originally posted by Aerospace
Too stupid to realize your double standard here mate? Why aren't you shagging your b*tch right now?

Another keyboard jockey here, people... just ignore him, I repent taking my time to read this pointless post.

I won't tell you to get a life. Get a culture first, it will be more important, on the long term, than getting to shag a random b*tch every once in a while.
Man, whatever happened to motivational posts around here? You guys burn those now, too?

Okay, the facts are not made up (that I know of). These are things you learn while you are on the field and talking to other PUA's. More or less it's for motivational purposes. The 6 to 1 ratio is for the world as a whole (counting 3rd world country's). You can look it up if you want.

Now - I don't mean to put the two of you down but you guys are my target for the post. When you sit here and try to discredit my post it becomes very obvious to me that you are not motivated enough to get on the field yourself.

As far as being a keyboard jockey goes: I have said nothing about my own experiences on the field, but if you would like to go through my previous posts to investigate rather or not I make everything up - be my guest.

OR I could give you a list of women who have said to me that (and I quote) "I know too much about women" and you can ask them for myself if I'm a "keyboard jockey". PM me for SN's/E-Mails.

I have a confession. This may come off as egotistical but I think I have the bigger **** here.
 

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Bigger d*ck, keyboard jockey?

Feeling a little insecure about your life, isn't it, mate? I've got nothing against you, do not lose time in gaining my benevolence, you have it already - we're all friends here, also because I'll never get to meet you in person with a ruler (the measuring device, not the chief of something, mate :D )

By the way, the G spot is at a finger's reach. Why should I need a giant d*ck? I'm fine with my 15 centimeters! :cool:

Aren't you the one who had a one-itis and did something horrible to her, at the very end? I can feel it man - maybe we're more similar than what you think.

Oh, the 6:1 ratio is just an urban legend. You're more intelligent than that, just surf on something like snopes.com and check for yourself. ;)
 

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women outnumber men 6 to 1?

You may want to acquire yourself an education before writing bollocks like this
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Well derrek you probably already realized it by now...

but the true figure of the ration men to women is about 1:1. Our dna structure is built to insure this balance. It has to do with chromozones, i'm not educated on the actual detailed scientific explanation but you can look it up if you are so inclined to.

Your 6:1 was probably a result of a 'localised' poll shortly after a bloody war, such as ww2, where many men were killed in the war and there was an abundance of lonely, horny women.

Fact of the matter is actually that in the large metropolitan areas of NY for example there are MORE men than women. The ratio is not such as 2:1 but the point is that a few hunded thousand men will never get a woman for the long term.

Motivational posts are fine, but you shouldn't put BS in them or they get torn down, as you may have noticed ;-)
 
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