"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Quick and easy breakfast idea

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People always mention shakes for meals so this may not be entirely original. It is really more of a smoothie so I thought I would create its own thread. But since breakfast should have a bunch of calories, and it is usually a meal where nobody wants to cook due to schedule etc, so here is an idea that I have been using lately.

greek yogurt, milk, 2-3 eggs, 1 cup oats, then add any fruit for flavor. Throw it all in your blender and your done.

I add milk to make the texture more liquid-like so it is easy to drink (at least .5 cups of milk per 1 cup of yogurt for smooth enough texture). You choose the amount of yogurt and milk based on protein requirements. If you are avoiding milk you can skip it, but then you have to eat with a spoon. I suppose you could use water, but I have not tried, sounds gross, the point is to taste good too. The nice thing about this is that you can vary the flavor by using different fruits. I have even used peanut butter, but I prefer to have fruit such as blueberries for the vitamins and antioxidants. The last thing is that the eggs are raw. If you are afraid of raw eggs then just sub in something else, or have them a different way. You add as much or as little oats as you want, again, depending on carb requirements.

It takes 1 minute to prepare, 1 minute to drink, and another minute to rinse the blender. Can not beat that as far as time goes.

Cheers!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you have an easy time digesting that? I usually drink shakes in the afternoon. I seem to have a hard time digesting many foods in the morning hours.
 

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Sounds good. As much as I like cooking meals that taste awesome, sometimes you want food fast and with no cleanup time.
 

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allbeef said:
Do you have an easy time digesting that? I usually drink shakes in the afternoon. I seem to have a hard time digesting many foods in the morning hours.
I seem do digest it fine, but that is just me. I would not workout without waiting at least 2 hours though since the thick dairy tends to "stick" around if you know what I mean.
 

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allbeef said:
Do you have an easy time digesting that? I usually drink shakes in the afternoon. I seem to have a hard time digesting many foods in the morning hours.
add a tablespoon of oil to your shake, it really helps digestion
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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