"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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zerocelcius

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What does this mean in ********?

"You taste like my P.u.s.s.y."!~
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gravyboat

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It means you went down on her, and then you kissed her.
 

DonMEgaHoss

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Slurping on the peach
It means you went down on her, and then you kissed her.
Lol thats pretty simple to me lmao funny though
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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zerocelcius

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lol...

I was just being a smart a$$~~!!!

:crackup:
 

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Are you telling us that your girl can growl herself out?!? Hell, I'd love to see that!!!
 

DJ4Real

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Originally posted by Cremasta
Are you telling us that your girl can growl herself out?!? Hell, I'd love to see that!!!
It can happen. :crackup: :cool:
 
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