"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question: Investment Akin to Str8up, the higher rates.

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I understand everything up until, what can I invest in that will turn out a higher return? I mean the 10, 15, 20, 30% returns?

That's about the only question left standing in my way to world dominance.
-Oh hey, it's post # 3103, Happy Belated 3100th post to me!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Docs said:
I understand everything up until, what can I invest in that will turn out a higher return? I mean the 10, 15, 20, 30% returns?
Timeline please?

You get a 10%+/year return by investing in brazilian gov't titles, for example. Sounds good?

And they're solid too. But to brazilians, the return is too low, that is, if you're borrowing you'll pay something like 3% per month, plus taxes and stuff. No deal.

But foreigners have a really good time putting money here. Get some info.

Docs said:
That's about the only question left standing in my way to world dominance.
-Oh hey, it's post # 3103, Happy Belated 3100th post to me!
Uuuhhhh.... :box:
 
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