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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hello. I'm having this family gathering tomorrow, for lunch, and I'm preparing a dish that is really good (vegetarians watch out), baby goat marinated overnight in olive oil and herbs, then stewed only with an entire bottle of wine.

My question is, anybody can think of a good garnish for that it? The other times I've made it I had by itself, but I think most of my family is not as carnivore as I am.

Thanks,
G
 

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She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

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One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Maybe fresh green beans, some sort of rice dish (rice pilaf perhaps), and some sort of potato dish (like twice baked potatos).
 

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Originally posted by Gonzalo
Hello. I'm having this family gathering tomorrow, for lunch, and I'm preparing a dish that is really good (vegetarians watch out), baby goat marinated overnight in olive oil and herbs, then stewed only with an entire bottle of wine.

My question is, anybody can think of a good garnish for that it? The other times I've made it I had by itself, but I think most of my family is not as carnivore as I am.

Thanks,
G
Greek salad with crumbled feta cheese goes good with dead baby goat.
 

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Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Try some fresh asparagus and a salad made with arugula and baby spinach ( Throw in some feta and a little bit of balsamic vinegar ).

For garnish, a couple sprigs of mint.
 

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Originally posted by Gonzalo
My question is, anybody can think of a good garnish for that it?
If it's cooked whole, perhaps a small hat.


Obviously, feta is a must.
 
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