"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question about organized crime these days.

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Back in the day they used to have the Mob and then you had Escobar in the 80s too.

Outside of the theory of the government CIA being the real criminals, I am curious, in these day and age, are criminal organizations like the mob or Escobar's cartel an actual threat in developed countries or are they more of a thing of the past?

I know street gangs exist but those are in poor ghetto neighborhoods.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Who Dares Win

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People mistake organized crime for violent organize criminals.

Those you see collecting money from shops as "protection money" are the the laborers, real organized crime works comfortably from offices buying politicians and judges while getting rich with public money.

They dont need to kill a journalist, they simply make sure no ones publish his articles as much as they dont need to kill cops cause they make sure they get a promotion and are moved somewhere else.

Regarding drug dealers, they get so much money that they can buy huge chunks of clean economy and present themselves as reputable businessmen.
 

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Michael Corleone:
“ Oh, who's being naive, Kay? Kay, my father's way of doing things is over, it's finished. Even he knows that. I mean in five years, the Corleone Family is going to be completely legitimate. Trust me. That's all I can tell you about my business.”

Corporations morph and evolve with time, crime does also…
 

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are criminal organizations like the mob or Escobar's cartel an actual threat in developed countries or are they more of a thing of the past?
More important, are they practicing social distancing?
 

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Michael Corleone:
“ Oh, who's being naive, Kay? Kay, my father's way of doing things is over, it's finished. Even he knows that. I mean in five years, the Corleone Family is going to be completely legitimate. Trust me. That's all I can tell you about my business.”

Corporations morph and evolve with time, crime does also…
Do you remember the scene where Tom gives Michael Corleone the opportunity to cheat on his wife and Michael explained for him it's "only his wife and his son". Real Alpha Masculine shyt.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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