"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question about boxer underwear

killbill

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Okay for all the people that wear boxers(the underwear) do you guys ever get the ones with logos or with something cool on them? See I have a few Simpsons ones and I think there awesome. I also have a pair that has the jack Daniels logo on them lol. I collect the cool ones for me. anyone else do this also?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I think I have three or four simpsons ones, a few alcohol related ones, and several poker/gambling themed boxers.

I usually get them as gifts from my folks.
 
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I have one green IRISH one for St. Pats... but other than that kinda childish... girls will think it's cute to have one or two... more than that will creep em out if you're over 16.
 

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Not me.

I got me satin boxers and cotton boxers, all off eBay for under 20 bucks!!! Solid color for satin, and some patterns for cotton. Satin is much better if you're active and doing sports, just feels softer.


What will creep them out more than boxers with some flowers on them, I think, is your tired old saddam style underwear.

Oh! It's also important to note that you must change your underwear often. If you have 12 pairs, and you wear them for 6 months, no doubts they'll get old quickly. Swap 'em out.
 

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Get some low-cute jeans and wear some Calvin Klein or DIESEL boxer briefs.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
I have one green IRISH one for St. Pats... but other than that kinda childish... girls will think it's cute to have one or two... more than that will creep em out if you're over 16.
I've never had a problem with the ladies concerning my boxers. I've only found that cartoonish boxers are somewhat "endearing" and "cute" to the ladies.

Besides, any woman that would discriminate against you because of your taste in boxers is a fucking idiot. next.
 
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